Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer v4

[MegaPod]

An F. You get an F.

What does the sun do when it's on the other side of the Earth?

 

[TouyaShiro]

It probably combs its flares while nobody's looking. Which it does anyways because why do you want to look directly into the sun?

Is left the right place to go?

 

[Max1996]

No. Only backwards is the right way.

What is better than a bed?

 

[Pika_pika42]

A bed with a blanket with a plug point close enough.

What's Ash's favourite Pokemon?

~ Pika Pika

 

[Tyler77]

Hm, yes, hail the size of a bulldozer falling from the sky are 200 MPH

Do you know the difference between butter and margarine?

 

[TouyaShiro]

About 2 centimetres, if I were to guess.

Is it cool to be hot?

 

[Wispy Willow]

Eh, I'd say that being hor is kinda lukewarm, but that's just me.

Am I a robot?

 

[Derpghost]

I would tell you, but that would reveal you're part of a simulation...Dammit.

Is the sky blue?

 

[MassiveShock11]

Sorry, but what you are looking at is space... or is it? *X-Files theme plays*

What is a musician?

 

[Pika_pika42]

Someone who creates magic.

In a fight between Chimchar and Charmander, who would win?

 

[NMLewis]

Torchic.

Why can't we have submarine cars?

 

[MegaPod]

Because the drivers would get too distracted by looking through the periscope.

How old do you have to be to apply for the position of Gerber Baby?

 

[ocelotlrama jaguar]

You can be as old as time itself, since it's apparent that some adults just don't age and stay the age of 9 months forever (an example: your average man/womanbaby)

Can someone unround the earth and turn it into a Rubik's cube?

 

[Wispy Willow]

No.

Why am I no fun?

 

[Pika_pika42]

You are. Just explore yourself.

Why are TR always after me?

~ Pika Pika

 

[MegaPod]

Team Rickroll are never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...

Can pistachio-flavored lava form in bagels?

 

[ocelotlrama jaguar]

Yes, but prepare to either melt your mouth off or break your teeth off if you wait for it to harden. Either way is worth it.

I want to go to Japan but I am too cheap to buy a ticket. Should I just swim on over?

 

[TouyaShiro]

I mean, if Pokémon shows that it's possible to swim from Hoenn to Kalos then it's certainly possible.

What maze am I stuck in?

 

[Derpghost]

Why, The Maze of course. Beware of Grievers.

Why do I exist?

 

[ocelotlrama jaguar]

Because it's the way the Jedi's wanted it, along with Don Rickles and some very savvy people in Wisconsin.

Why are none of the pools at Yellowstone National Park safe to swim in? Some are so blue and inviting.