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Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer v4

Chibster

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Space isn't dark. There are way too many stars up there.

Why are kitties so cute? :3
 

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Because when they're born, the cuteness fairy kidnaps them and brings them to her lab in Acapulco where she injects them with essence of adorable and performs painful surgery on them that gives them big eyes and fluffy fur.

Why do unhealthy foods taste good?
 

Chibster

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Because they are full of "this tastes good!" molecules.

Where's my cheesecake?
 

Enzap

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Your cheesecake is a lie.

When is my gerbil coming home from his vacation?
 

Chibster

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I asked him and he told me he'll come back once you get him those treats he wanted.

Why do we eat potatoes?
 

Chibster

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It is, but it has waay too many ingredients.

Why is the magic conch shell so awesome?
 

Zexy

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Only the "butterfly" technic.

Why are oranges orange?
 

Enzap

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They originally fuchsia, but that just confuse people.

What is fun?
 

Chibster

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F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me! N is for anyone and anytime at all! Right here in the deep blue sea!

Why do you like pizza?
 

PyroPokeman

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Because lies try to take hold. As its trying the do that, they try to prevent truth from coming, but when truth does, lies try their best to hold on, to you, causing that pain to happen when truth arrives. So it really isn't truth hurting, but lies trying to hold onto you, hurting you so they can take hold.

What is the moon made out of?
 

Zexy

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Moon Stones

What are the Moon Stones made out of?
 

Kakuna Matata

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If it comes with a bit of MakoHaruWater and NagiRei, then sure. :-D

Why is there a boat in the moat?
 

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Because it is a boatmoat... uhm, sorry, moatboat.

What will happen if I order Charizard to use Flamethrower on my laptop?
 
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