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Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer v4

RTLfan

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Because it works out at the gym.

What would happen if I got into a fight with an Azurill?
 

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My phone, of course. Whenever I hear voices from my phone, I know it's talking to me.

Why can't I build a snowman on the Sun?
 

PyroPokeman

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Bananas get natural sugar from the Sugar Fairy. You see, when bananas are young and not ripe, they are taken and raised by monkeys, much like human babies. After a certain age, they pray to the moon to be sweet for their parents, as they always seemed so bitter. The Sugar Fairy arrives, and ripens them with her fairy dust, which is actually cocaine, which is the natural sugar.
So now you know, when you eat a banana you are also taking drugs.

How do I cross the street?
 

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................you can't be serious, IT IS SO OBVIOUS!!!

Silence of the Lambs is called Silence of the Lambs as it is the the experience the script writer went through in Switzerland, which is where many lambs live. Once day he/she was staring at the lambs, and for a good hour they stared at him back, not a single "bah" from any of them. It scared him senseless and he titled his script "Silence of the Lambs". The moral of the story is to not stare at something to long, or it will scare you, especially lambs.

Where do apples grow?
 

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It's on your head as a drying pan.

How much wood could Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?
 
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