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Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer v4

JustJeff

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2 Cans of Soda, 2 Sunny Side-UP Eggs, and a side of "Ay Yo! Pass me the Ketchup!"

Why shouldn't we jump of this Cliff?
 

Phoenixon

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Because then you'd be dead. And someone would have to clean up your dead body.

Why is this question a stupid question?
 

ShyOctopus

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You are many mudkips masquerading as a human by wearing a trench coat and a hat. It was clever, but I saw through your disguise.

What is the next poster?
 

Xolw

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Because it'd be weird to call them walking milk machines. Not to mention very rude.

Why does popcorn taste better at the movie theater than when it's made at home?
 

PyroPokeman

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People are stupid for the same reason you are, they actually think they are being smart. So, next time you ask such a stupid question, think to yourself, am I actually being smart by asking? If not, then you are absolutely stupid for something up with anything at all.

Why am I answering questions?
 

PyroPokeman

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Among cat mythology that tells the tale of the great god, Snuffles, it is said that the cat who finds the red light of Snuffles will find heir way to Catopia, the heaven of the cats. That is right folks, it is not only dogs that go to heaven. That racist, racist movie.

Why do we walk?
 

LavenderTownGhost

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People are stupid for the same reason you are, they actually think they are being smart. So, next time you ask such a stupid question, think to yourself, am I actually being smart by asking? If not, then you are absolutely stupid for something up with anything at all.

The game is called ask a stupid question.

And in response to your above question, we walk to obtain food.

Why are certain fish so aggressive?
 

PyroPokeman

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People are stupid for the same reason you are, they actually think they are being smart. So, next time you ask such a stupid question, think to yourself, am I actually being smart by asking? If not, then you are absolutely stupid for something up with anything at all.

The game is called ask a stupid question.

Why are certain fish so aggressive?

And that is why a gave such a stupid answer. XD

Some fish are just plain jealous of other fish. For example, catfish. Catfish are aggressive. Why? Because they are jealous that dogfish are favored over them.

Why don't pies have pi on them?
 
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