Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer v4

[Zenax]

Because all Latios are.

Why can't I use Wazabi as skin treatment?

 

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Beacause it's chinese,

Can I have your level 1. Mew?

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

sure if you give me your level 5 Charizard

WHY did he have to die?

 

[Flareth]

500 pounds overweight'll do that to ya.

Pizza, anyone?

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

no

What?

 

[CamyPSyrup]

Ok, I'll admit--I put it there.

Then what is he doing here?

 

[Pink Panzer]

The backstroke.

Would anyone care to explain how it's possible to do that 500 feet off the ground?

 

[Flareth]

Jet-Pack.

Is there a person at your front door?

 

[Pink Panzer]

*ding-dong* uh... hold on a second... *door-open sound* *stab* *slam* I'm back! And also no. There is no living person at my door.

How long do you have to stare at the sun to die?

 

[Prez]

A light year...but then your deaf O-O
Where am I????

 

[Zenax]

Somewhere between a clock and a Rayquaza.

Can you explain something to me?

 

[Prez]

No, but my beagle can

What came first the chicken or the egg?

 

[Zenax]

You eat eggs for breakfast and chicken for lunch. Egg.

What would happen if Pinocchio said "My nose will grow longer now"?

 

[Pink Panzer]

A frog explodes.

Why are pandas so useless?

 

[Prez]

They eat bamboo, BAMBOO!!! :banghead:

Why is Mickey Mouse loved more than Pooh Bear?

 

[Pink Panzer]

Because he, unlike Pooh, wears pants.

Have I won yet?

 

[Prez]

How should I know? I'm not a doctor :uhoh:

F is for friends who do stuff together?

 

[Pink Panzer]

F is for fire that burns down the whole town.

Do Pokemon fart?

 

[Almonds]

There's Trubbish for proof

Fishing can be fun, right?

 

[Flareth]

So long as you aren't eating beans.

Is there a show called "Keyboard"?