Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer v4

[DracoMan]

No, you should shell...I mean sell sheashells...no, she shells...sh*t!

How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?

 

[Zexy]

It's because two negatives give you a positive!

How can I play Pokemon White 2 when I have Black 2?

 

[Water-noctowl]

Because I revived this thread.
Why is today Sunday?

 

[DracoMan]

It's not. It's Monday.

Snakes...why does it have to be snakes?

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Because they're the only reptiles in the world.

Why doesn't my yellow submarine exist?

 

[Water-noctowl]

Because I painted it Green
Why is 42 the meaning of life?

 

[Akromatic]

Yes.
WHy is da mre jewlry n gamin stff mre xpensve dan da wifs?!!11!

 

[DestinyOfDeoxys]

BECAUSE EEVEE SUCKS

Bryci?

 

[Water-noctowl]

I don't speak your language
Why are you here?

 

[Zexy]

Because I am not there

How long does 1+1 cost?

 

[PikeQueenLucy]

1.21 gigawatts.

Are you from YES or NO?

Sorry, I had to. xD

 

[Water-noctowl]

Can I answer with a question?

 

[Caprizant]

When crows know algebra.
@Water-noctowl; No, you can't, because that's another thread.
Do penguins have scales?

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Only when it's Halloween in the Antarctica.

Why are there so many penguins on the internet?

 

[Water-noctowl]

Because I said so
What is my life?

 

[Kakuna Matata]

An enchilada.

Where have all the flowers gone?

 

[Water-noctowl]

The north pole
What is Grahams number?

 

[Zexy]

A Number with "Grahams" written in it

Why am I asking a stupid question?

 

[Blaze-Boy]

Because the time is North Carolina

Why does Pikachu evolve into Greymon?

 

[Zexy]

Because Agumon Digivolves into Raichu!

What does Pichu and Koramon (Digi)evolve into?