Assume What The User Below You Wants For Their Birthday!

[Chidamari Sketch]

No, I don't want to have my girlfriend held hostage in a skyscraper by a tie-wearing gorilla who throws barrels everywhere

V wants to live in the Overlook Hotel

 

[ocelotlrama jaguar]

Gee, why don't you send me to the Bates Motel while you're at it.

V wants a genetically-modified pet tiger that is big like a tiger but friendly like a kitten. It's wild instincts never kick in.

 

[PaulTheProtist]

That would never fit in a Coal Region row home.

V wants the CIA's top computer.

 

[TouyaShiro]

You can't trust me with that much power. Not because I'd abuse it, but because I wouldn't know what to do with it or how to use it.

The below person wants a card full of quotes over the years that reveal your own self-deprecation.

 

[Ereshkigal]

Only one? With my ego?

V wants a monument named after them.

 

[Max1996]

Sounds awesome.

A lifetime supply of your favorite snack?

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Okay

A parasite that enters your body through your eye in order to transform you into a demon?

 

[MegaPod]

No.

A hurricane named after you?

 

[TouyaShiro]

My IRL name is kinda crappy in itself. This would make it much worse.

Being able to live without requiring sustenance (like oxygen and nutrients), but only by performing a ritual on the first mission to get man on Mars that ends with the spaceship abandoning you in the middle of its journey?

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

I think I'm fine with my sustenance filled life that doesn't sound like the plot of a movie.

A traffic cone that you can wear on your head.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Okay.

A bomb that could blow up the entire galaxy?

 

[ocelotlrama jaguar]

Err... no. XD

V would like to turn their room into an aquarium.

 

[Max1996]

No.

A pistol?

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Could be useful.

An intergalactic demon that you can summon by looking at a trapezohedron?

 

[Rainami]

absolutely

the chance to play a game of russian roulette with five people they hate?

 

[TouyaShiro]

Probably not with real firearms. I don't hate anyone that badly.

666 dragons coming to crash your birthday party on their way to destroy the world?

 

[ocelotlrama jaguar]

I'm good, thank you.

V wants a waffle iron.

 

[MegaPod]

Hmm... actually, I would like that!

v A ride on a Ferris wheel that dips below the ocean?

 

[Max1996]

As long as I don't get wet, why not?

A ticket for a free day at a theme park?

 

[ocelotlrama jaguar]

I'll take that, thank you!

V wants their personal mariachi band.