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Assume What The User Below You Wants For Their Birthday!

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by The Light, Jun 16, 2016.

  1. Chidamari Sketch

    Chidamari Sketch this is a placeholder

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    No, I don't want to have my girlfriend held hostage in a skyscraper by a tie-wearing gorilla who throws barrels everywhere

    V wants to live in the Overlook Hotel
     
  2. ocelotlrama jaguar

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    Gee, why don't you send me to the Bates Motel while you're at it.

    V wants a genetically-modified pet tiger that is big like a tiger but friendly like a kitten. It's wild instincts never kick in.
     
  3. leetic

    leetic ¡Prepárate a morir!

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    That would never fit in a Coal Region row home.

    V wants the CIA's top computer.
     
  4. TouyaShiro

    TouyaShiro Future Proof

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    You can't trust me with that much power. Not because I'd abuse it, but because I wouldn't know what to do with it or how to use it.

    The below person wants a card full of quotes over the years that reveal your own self-deprecation.
     
  5. Ereshkigal

    Ereshkigal Far too mouthy for my own good.

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    Only one? With my ego?

    V wants a monument named after them.
     
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  6. Max1996

    Max1996 Blue Bomber of the Net

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    Sounds awesome.

    A lifetime supply of your favorite snack?
     
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  7. Chidamari Sketch

    Chidamari Sketch this is a placeholder

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    Okay

    A parasite that enters your body through your eye in order to transform you into a demon?
     
  8. MegaPod12

    MegaPod12 Fiery Funnyman

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    No.

    A hurricane named after you?
     
  9. TouyaShiro

    TouyaShiro Future Proof

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    My IRL name is kinda crappy in itself. This would make it much worse.

    Being able to live without requiring sustenance (like oxygen and nutrients), but only by performing a ritual on the first mission to get man on Mars that ends with the spaceship abandoning you in the middle of its journey?
     
  10. Arylett Charnoa

    Arylett Charnoa Angelic Dragon.

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    I think I'm fine with my sustenance filled life that doesn't sound like the plot of a movie.

    A traffic cone that you can wear on your head.
     
  11. Chidamari Sketch

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    Okay.

    A bomb that could blow up the entire galaxy?
     
  12. ocelotlrama jaguar

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    Err... no. XD

    V would like to turn their room into an aquarium.
     
  13. Max1996

    Max1996 Blue Bomber of the Net

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    No.

    A pistol?
     
  14. Chidamari Sketch

    Chidamari Sketch this is a placeholder

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    Could be useful.

    An intergalactic demon that you can summon by looking at a trapezohedron?
     
  15. Neosquid

    Neosquid prelati's spellbook

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    absolutely

    the chance to play a game of russian roulette with five people they hate?
     
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  16. TouyaShiro

    TouyaShiro Future Proof

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    Probably not with real firearms. I don't hate anyone that badly.

    666 dragons coming to crash your birthday party on their way to destroy the world?
     
  17. ocelotlrama jaguar

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    I'm good, thank you.

    V wants a waffle iron.
     
  18. MegaPod12

    MegaPod12 Fiery Funnyman

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    Hmm... actually, I would like that!

    v A ride on a Ferris wheel that dips below the ocean?
     
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  19. Max1996

    Max1996 Blue Bomber of the Net

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    As long as I don't get wet, why not?

    A ticket for a free day at a theme park?
     
  20. ocelotlrama jaguar

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    I'll take that, thank you!

    V wants their personal mariachi band.