Assume What The User Below You Wants For Their Birthday!

[Vulpix037]

No?

A new phone?

 

[Max1996]

Happy with my current one, but I don't mind a spare.

A bike?

 

[Vulpix037]

Nah. I'd never use it.

A megaphone?

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

I'd probably get arrested for shouting profanities at traffic, but whatever. I'll take it.

A teacup T-Rex

 

[Vulpix037]

Definitely not.

An open top bus?

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Ehh

The ability to summon demons

 

[Jinjo]

Ew, no and I want the ability to summon angels.

50 Shades of Grey

 

[Vaslekib]

No, thanks.

A Pokémon plush.

 

[DarkMeow]

I'd love another one to add to my mini colletion!

A ridiculously sized chocolate bar (like, a 5 pound chocolate bar).

 

[Vulpix037]

I do like chocolate but that might be a bit too much.

A blank CD?

 

[DarkMeow]

I already have 50 of those, but a blank DVD on the other hand...

A computer monitor but it's comically oversized.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Okay.

A giant guardian

 

[Harryghost]

Yeah, I guess I'll take that.

A coffee machine?

 

[~Smugleaf~]

Nah. I don't drink coffee.

A centipede as big as a house?

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

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I am very horrified right now. I'm trauma-ed. I'M TRAUMA-ED. (That means no)

A replica of Finn's jacket from Star Wars? (I know I do)

 

[Vulpix037]

Err, I could do without that.

The chance to become a billionaire?

 

[Harryghost]

Why not?

A blue whale, the size of a Ribombee?

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

I guess. I've got a fish bowl, but it's haunted by the spirits of discontented goldfish and a single guppy.

A Lamborghini.

 

[RTLfan]

Um not paricularly but who wouldn't be glad to get one.

A very comfy bed.

 

[Vulpix037]

No thanks. I've already got one.

A lamppost?