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Assume What The User Below You Wants For Their Birthday!

I love plushies and I love Lysandre's name (lol) so why not....although I can think of much better plushies than that.

A meet and greet with Delia Ketchum.
 
Not particularly. Nice lady, sure, but what the hell would I talk about with a housewife?

A Foster the People concert in your honour.
 
Depends where it was going. I'm not a big fan of ships, 'cause my few close calls with drowning have been pretty horrible.

A lava lamp?
 
No way. I'd just be sitting there at the table, watching it lap up milk and regurgitate its fish dinner all over the floor. Now, if it was a Marshtomp...

An Elvis impersonator to serenade you (Look no further, here I am)
 
Sure. I'll use it to tempt the Star Wars cast when I beg them to live with me in The Big Blue House. (i need therapy)

One of those Japanese panties dispensers..? (i can't believe this is a thing, and have they even been washed or what)
 
Yeah, fine. Same creators as Odd Parents or whatever it's called, right? I used to love that as a kid. But the presenter of Rollercoaster is now Steven Fry's boyfriend, and it's the greatest betrayal in the world. He fell to the Dark Side... ugh god. Not even Rey could save him.

Captain America's shield. (envy envy envy)
 
Sure. I'll take it over, redecorate it and invite over the Star Wars cast. I'll usher them in by singing My House by Florida. I can't rap but I can try.

A husky.
 
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