Batman, there's something I have to tell you...

[Berrenta]

They're not from my bachelor party gone awry, right? *looks* Oh <censored>... Please delete them. I don't want to see them ever again. :scared:

Dad, we're out of pasta sauce and Mom is cooking spaghetti regardless.

 

[SobriquetP]

Uh-huh that's nice. *flips page in newspaper* Why don't you go ask your mother?
*Lowers paper*
Wait... Did you say your mother is cooking?!?! Grab the fire extinguisher!

Dad, I have something to tell you... I *might* have broken your marble statue of Lysandre with a fig leaf.

 

[Berrenta]

That was some gag gift someone gave me. The house will be fine without it.

Dad, we owe someone a thousand dollars.

 

[Almonds]

Let's pay with your money.

Dad, I want to climb the mountain

 

[serahthecute]

Too bad your fat son now keep running on that treadmill

Dad, moms on the room again,

 

[Kakuna Matata]

Gah, there can be too much of a so-bad-it's-good thing.

Mom, there's something I have to tell you. I made the most epic blanket fort in the basement.

 

[Berrenta]

I was wondering where that blanket from the master bedroom went...

Dad, there's something I have to tell you. Our chicken dinner came to life.

 

[serahthecute]

*shoots dinner with a shotgun* it's dead now.

Dad, there's something I have to tell you. I found a pet Mew can I keep it can I keep it???

 

[Julum]

As long as it doesn't stain the carpet.

Dad, there's something I have to tell you. I kissed a boy, and I liked it!

 

[SobriquetP]

You can do whatever makes you happy, just PLEASE promise me you will never dress like food.

Dad, I have to tell you something. I "might" have accidentally sold your high school football trophy to help finance my Japanese Figurine collection.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

It's ok. Tbh, I am an anime fan as well, son :>

Dad, I have to tell ya somethin', I turned your car into an evil, mustached cyborg with lasers and rockets.

 

[Capricious Equilibrium]

That's alright, I love destruction > Moustache was a nice touch!

Mom, there's something I have to tell you... Madonna's trying to adopt me!

 

[Peaceful Giraffe]

She'll give you back when she realizes how horrible you are.

Dad, I think I found porn on your computer!

 

[Berrenta]

Ah, nuts... I thought I removed it all.

Dad, someone is using legendaries to fight me in an online battle.

 

[Kit Chan]

Don't worry, they're probably just untrained hacked mons with no EVs.
(Also, why would anyone in the right mind remove porn from their computer?)

Mom! I'm dead!

 

[SobriquetP]

Don't worry, we have all had repressed memories and it turns out we have all been dead for years. And those ghosts we thought we were seeing? Those are actually people who are still alive trying to communicate with the dead. Aka, us.
(Totally not the plot of a movie. >.>)

Dad? Is my normal for my cast to be talking?

 

[Berrenta]

Well, it should be normal for your play to have... Oh, THAT cast. Guess we'll have a word with the doctor who applied the cast.

(Also, why would anyone in the right mind remove porn from their computer?)

Maybe it was forced by the other parent, maybe it was a family computer and not a personal one... Who knows?

Mom, I just found out that Dad is a werewolf.

 

[Kit Chan]

That's the first thing that attracted me to him, such fierce strength yet that soft fur. If not for him being a werewolf, you might not even exist.
That's also why there's no windows in your bedroom, because you're one aswell.

Grandma! I just released some of my most cherished Pokemon by accident!

 

[happymeal555]

WHAT?!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!! STOP PLAYIN' THAT DS DOOHICKEY OR YOUR EARS WILL BE LIKE YOUR FATHER'S. GONE. TOLD HIM HE SHOULDN"T HAVE TAKEN UP WRESTLING..

Dad, I got the DNA Splicers item, but instead of splicing Kyurem and Zekrom together, I fused Kyurem and Mom...

 

[Cap'n Jack]

What the hell are you talking abou-- OH MY GOODNESS.

Dad, I partied too hard and I split my toe open.