Be careful what you wish for.

[Deleted member 85628]

A game where you grant the previous person's wish but with an unfortunate effect and then make your own wish.

If someone wishes for $1 million. The person granting the wish can say its stolen, so you get arrested or you get $1 million in Monopoly play money or you get it $1 per day or you get it in the year 2024.

Ready?

I wish for a slice of chocolate cake.

 

[pengugeneral]

Here you go, a slice of moldy chocolate cake.

I wish for a pet penguin.

 

[Rantaro]

Enjoy your penguin that hates you and always bites.

I wish my favourite TV series was on again.

 

[pengugeneral]

Granted, enjoy the slummy travel and hotel.

I wish for more time.

 

[Rantaro]

Congratulations, you're starting your life over from day 1 and can't make any different choices.

I wish my soda supply lasted forever.

 

[Rantaro]

Congrats! You can drive a motorcycle but you're never allowed on one.

I wish I could sing like Mariah Carey.

 

[pengugeneral]

Great job. Too bad your singing talent can't be heard.

I wish I had gourmet food.

 

[Rantaro]

You get a gourmet meal tonight, but for the rest of your life all you can eat are fermented duck eggs.

I wish I had a bigger mattress.

 

[BigDocFan]

Grants you a low budget, poorly built consoles that need a weeks worth of charging to play for an hour

I wish for unlimited bus travel

 

[BigDocFan]

A bowl that keeps replenishing its supply

I wish that everyone here can enjoy themselves over the Christmas holidays

 

[Rantaro]

Congrats! You win! Too bad you lost the ticket.

I wish I had some eggs and bacon right now.

 

[Fan of Jarrus]

They have been outlawed.

I wish for soy milk.

 

[Deleted member 85628]

You get 1 teaspoon of soy milk.

I wish for a hammock to nap in.

 

[BigDocFan]

The hammock is damaged and uncomfortable

I wish for a good night's sleep

 

[Rantaro]

You slept well. Too well. It's been 84 years.

I wish my back would stop hurting.

 

[BigDocFan]

You only get one that is so tiny, your little finger is bigger

I wish for good quality headphones

 

[Rantaro]

You get them, but they short out within a day.

I wish that I had a recording contract.

 

[pengugeneral]

Sure, but you're getting fired in a week.

I wish for another wish.

 

[Our Wasted Years]

Granted, but you can only wish for someone else to have their wish come true

I wish for a new bed

 

[Phosphene]

Granted, but it has bedbugs that are particularly resistant to all sorts of pesticides.

I wish organic chemistry didn't hurt me so much.