Be careful what you wish for.

[DawningWinds]

As a result, the too many wild Magikarp evolving into Gyarodos results the destruction of several cities before the species exhausts their food sources and goes extinct.
As a result, the newer technologies the power the COVID vaccines are not perfected and brought into the world's focus, causing vaccines for a future pandemic to take significantly longer.

I wish I could make a drawing of the character I've been trying to draw that I'm happy with.

 

[Cuttyman010913]

you make a perfect drawing but it explodes IN YA FACE WOO. I wish wingull was OP

 

[BigDocFan]

You find it hard to defeat wild Wingull

I wish we had more hours in a day

 

[DawningWinds]

Your only Wingull evolves into a wimpy Pelipper, and you can't seem to catch another because the wild Wingull keep knocking out your team before you can weaken them enough to catch them.
You find yourself becoming more and more sleep deprived as you try to retain an eight-hours-per-day sleep schedule with 40 hour days.

I wish I knew how to use my watercolor pencils.

 

[Cuttyman010913]

You learn how to them after you lose them. I wish Pokemon had rickrolls

 

[PurplePopplio]

Granted, but it's covered by ads and is silent.

I want an ice cream.

 

[BigDocFan]

You receive a whole houseful of your least favourite ice cream

 

[Fan of Jarrus]

It is all vanilla

I wish I can keep writing my Star Wars fic, Inferno on the Darkest Night

 

[PurplePopplio]

Granted, but the paper and ink is both black.

I wish for a dice.

 

[DawningWinds]

All the sides are blank.

I wish my ankle wasn't sprained.

 

[PurplePopplio]

Granted, but now your arm is broken.

I wish for a towel.

 

[DawningWinds]

The towel is already soaked and won't dry out no matter what you do.

I wish my cats wouldn't fight.

 

[Cuttyman010913]

They will in 3021. I wish i could get a shiny stone in my Shield game.

 

[skywaffles]

OK. But havent you heard of the Shield Shiny Stone virus!?!?


I wish I knew everything so I didnt have to go to school

 

[Cuttyman010913]

The knowledge is too much for you and you explode. I wish for pringles

 

[PurplePopplio]

They're so light that as soon as you touch them, they evaporate into thin air.

I wish for a pencil.

 

[skywaffles]

Ok, you get sent back to... school and have to deal with all of the stress.

I wish poachers would stop doing what they do

 

[PurplePopplio]

Ok, you get sent back to... school and have to deal with all of the stress.

I wish poachers would stop doing what they do

I would actually welcome that. I quite enjoyed school.

Granted. And they go to jail for it. (I just can't corrupt such a selfless wish.)

I wish for a fruit smoothie.

 

[skywaffles]

Jamba Juice remembers you when you insulted one of their employees. It's poisoned :O

I wish for a bucket to smack someone with

I would actually welcome that. I quite enjoyed school.

But it's online school

 

[Welkamo]

It's a really cheap plastic bucket that even if you swung it hard, it wouldn't smack hard enough.

I wish for one (1) dollar.