Be careful what you wish for.

[pengugeneral]

Organic chemistry can't hurt you now. Just suffer the switch to analytical chemistry.

I wish for a better laptop.

 

[BigDocFan]

You get a better laptop, only learn its been reported stolen so you get arrested

I wish for sunshine

 

[pengugeneral]

Here's some sunshine, just a whole scorching amount of it.

I wish for a bigger house.

 

[Rantaro]

You have a mansion, but you can't live in it.

I wish I had some McNuggets.

 

[Fan of Jarrus]

McDonald's is closed down

Got SWSH for Christmas

 

[pengugeneral]

Sure, it's just your game is broken.

I wish for some chocolate.

 

[Rantaro]

hope you enjoy reindeer chocolate

I wish I was chilling on a beach in Spain right now.

 

[pengugeneral]

You're chilling at the beach, but you get carried away by the waves.

I wish I had water.

 

[PurplePopplio]

It's frozen and yellow.

I wish for a friend.

 

[Fan of Jarrus]

Your friend is a bot

I wish for Kanan Jarrus to appear in a live action Star Wars film

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Kanan dies in the first minutes of them film, where after he gets both of his arms and legs bent and broken limp, he immediately gets his groin ripped apart by ravenous Porgs. He was still conscious enough that he loudly suffered from dysentery and can only continue to holler as his wounded body was slowly eaten alive by insects and whipped by Stormtroopers. Ultimately, what ends him is when a Hutt sits on his face and suffocates him with both heavy weight and foul odor.

I become a fish.

 

[Fan of Jarrus]

I take his death in Jedi Night. More heroic.

Chased by sharks

Got a new house

 

[Cuttyman010913]

Hope you like your new doll house I want a bicycle helmet

 

[DawningWinds]

Your bicycle has been turned into a helmet.

I wish I had a more sensible sleep schedule

 

[BigDocFan]

You want to be out partying at night but keep falling asleep beforehand

I wish there were more Pokemon

 

[Cuttyman010913]

You get 100 Billion magikarp. I wish i had a bigger TV

 

[DawningWinds]

And when this happens, the creators get more "creative" with how evolution lines work, giving us a Digimon-like situation where just about every Pokémon can evolve into every other.
You don't have enough room for it.

I wish my computer chair were more comfortable.

 

[BigDocFan]

Your computer receives the name more comfortable

I wish the UK had more snow

 

[Cuttyman010913]

It snows in your house. I wish Pidgeotto died out (they eat magikarps)

 

[BigDocFan]

A large horde of Pidgey and Pidgeot come at you for killing Pidgeotto

I wish that Covid19 never happened