Mewtwo: SOMEBODY GOOSED GIOVANNI! AND THAT SOMEBODY WAS ME!!!
Ash: Giovanni... So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.
Giovanni: Before you die, there is one thing you must know about us, Ash Ketchum.
Giovanni: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Ash: What does that make us...
Giovanni: Absolutely nothing. Which is what YOU are about to become!
Burnett: Kukui, darling...there's just one thing I want you to do for me that would make SO happy...I want a threesome with you and the Masked Royal!
Kukui: Ummm...sorry, but I don't think it'll happen...
Still a better love story than Armourshipping! (come at me, bros!)
Faba: James! Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
James: I think so, Faba, but if I were to marry one of the tiny priestesses of Infant Island, how tall would the children be and what would they look like? Oh well, they'd be loved.
Faba: I have no idea how King Dedede gets as buff as he does...
Incineroar, The Heel Pokémon, and the evolved form of Torracat. When it receives the admiration of young Pokémon and children, it may keep up its cold attitude on the outside, but in its heart of hearts, Incineroar is immensely happy.
Professor Kukui... is the Masked Royale?! Ha! That's a laugh and a half!
Faba: My name is Faba! I work at the Aether Foundation.
James: I'm James. I think we've met somewhere before.
Faba: You like these competitions, too?
James: Yeah! You remind me of this one kid I'd chat with during Pokémon contests... I think his name was... Brock?
Faba: Nice to know that we've got something in common, James!
Ash: Hold it right there, Necrozma!
Gladion: Stealing light from our world is something we can never forgive!
Ash: The defender of Light and Love, Ultra Ash!
Gladion: Likewise, Ultra Gladion...
Both: In the names of the Sun and the Moon...
WE WILL PUNISH YOU!!!
smol Lillie is smol
Meowth: So, Matori... Ya think that black prism Pokémon or anythin' huge'll attack us?
Matori: How should I know? I'm not the expert on this sort of thing... For all I care, Mothra might come back...
Meowth: Thanks fer yer honesty, Matori.
Matori: No prob... All Pokémon exist for the glory of Team Rocket and whatnot...
*Meowth hangs up*
Matori: *thinks to self* I'm gonna troll 'em SO HARD! *out loud* Dr. Fennel! I think it's time...
Dr. Fennel: Prank time once again?
Matori: Positive. Let's get started...
Where are the Winchester Brothers when you need 'em?
It's MechaGodzi- wait, wrong game...
♪...To train them is my caaaauuuuuse!♫
Ash: Ow! Who put that Kiawe there?!
Acerola: You wanna know WHY Nanu was upset when you beat Team Rocket back at the Abandoned Thrifty MegaMart?
Ash: Okay, shoot!
Acerola: It's because Nanu is good friends with Team Rocket's Leader, Giovanni...
Ash: You mean my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate?