Another scrumptious episode of Bulbacast has been uploaded to YouTube. Watch it here. I hope you don't feel desserted after watching this one.
The forum staff have introduced a new rule set. We've reduced the number of rules, made trick language easier to understand, and have hopefully simplified the rules to make understanding them easier.
Please have a read over the new forum rules here.
Poké Ultra Pretty Cure: Sorry, Team Rocket, but the darkness in your hearts is preventing you from realizing your potential, and THAT is why you fail!
Announcer: A kaijumon is approaching... IT'S KING GYADORAH!
Rowlet: Paula's not gonna be happy about this...
Meltan: But, Mokuroh-senpai... I'm hungryyy...
Meltan 1: Did they hurt you?
Meltan 2: No no, I'm fine. Did they hurt you?
Meltan 1: WHO CARES?!
Meltan 2: I do!
Mallow's Mom: Promise me that you will always be kind to your friends and your Pokémon...
Mallow: I promise...
Mallow's Mom: Thank you, my child... I can rest easy knowing that you have such caring friends...
Mallow: *starts to cry * Please don't go, Mom...
Mallow's Mom: I'm sorry, my child, but my time is up... It's your turn to live your life to the fullest with your friends...
Mallow: I will, mom... you can count on me...
Mallow's Mom: That's all I wanted to hear... *starts to fade away as the flower petals fly past her... *
Mallow: ...and Mom...
Mallow's Mom: Yes?
Mallow: I love you...
*Mallow's Mom disappears into a storm of pink flower petals *
Faba: Um, a little help?
All: Arceus what a loser...
Lillie: I hope this works. I don't want to lose my Z-Crystal before I've even got a chance to use it. (You'd think they'd at least let me a Z-Ring by now...)
Cute Squad ATTACK!
Jessie: Attack Mimkyu!
Mimikyu: If ain't Pikachu we're fighting, then screw it.
Pheromosa: So you DO have some fight in you.
Wobuffet: That's right! I'm not JUST for comic relief ya know. I can Counter like a sumbitch!(Ya know, it's funny...last week this idiot made a caption about me using a move. And here we are!)
"YOU NEVER CARED ABOUT ME! It was all about the Z-crystals!"
Bewear: Steal my prisoners adoptive kids' Z-crystals and break one's heart, will you? "YOU ULTRA-SKANK!!"
Stufful: That's it, Mom! Kick her slutty ass!
James: I'm glad Bewear's on our side!
Jessie: From now on, let's not complain when she screws us out of a win...
Ash: Suddenly we're in an episode of PokeBall Super...
Sophocles: I'd get my scouter, but i just KNOW it would blow up.
Rotomdex: The winner, and still cham--
Bewear: You mind?
Kiawe: Holy crap...
Mallow: W-What just happened?
Lana: Bewear really IS one of Arceus' messangers...
Arceus: HELL, EVEN I'M SCARED OF THAT THING... Ash: She's going to be what makes me lose the Alola League, isn't she...
James: "You know what?! I'm going to defy the stereotypical idea of us spending the entire League selling random merchandise! I will actually participate in this League!"
Jessie: "Well, we haven't thought about doing that since season 1. Sure. Why not."
Team Skull: "Yo yo, Rocket losers! Wanna have a Rap Battle?"
Jessie: "What punks! To think they can beat us, who have been doing rhymes since before they were introduced!"
Meowth: "Let's show them who the real losers are!"
James: "Behold our rhyming skills, honed over the course of 20+ seasons!"
"To protect our careers from devastation!"
"To unite all Rocket fans within our nation!"
"To denounce the evils of fourth wall breaking!"
"To extend our reach into money making!"
"Team Rocket! Making fans at the speed of light!"
"Surrender now, or prepare for a fan-tastic fight!"
"Meowth, that's right!"
Guzma: "Ah, I love the smell of freshly kicked ass in the morning..."
Jessie: "Ugh... I hate the taste of defeat in the morning..."
James: "The worst kind of breakfast..."
Meowth: "And they say breakfast is the most important meal of the day..."
Ash and Kiawe are so excited about the League they're going into Saiyan Mode
Plumeria: Awright, niggas! Ya'll been waitin' and hewe he iz! The baddest muthafugga in Alola--
* Skull Grunts and fans go wild *
Guzma: It took a long time ta get animated, but now I'm ready ta kick sum ass!
Jessie: Well, well, well! If isn't the dipshits who've made us look totally awesome and badass this saga! Here to get your asses handed to you like do every episode you're in?
James: I don't know, that new guys looks like could be trouble...
Guzma: Fug off back to Kanto and Johto, bishes! Dis AH howze! Go back ta suckin' Giovanni's li'l dick!
Meowth: Oh, dem's fightin' words!
James: No one talks about the Boss like that and gets away with it!
* One ass whooping later *
Me: Now THERE'S the Team Rocket I remember!