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Drunk Rocket 1: *hic* Dude... I told you getting the Bloody Mismagius was a bad idea...
Drunk Rocket 2: *hic* Hey... You got one *hic* too...
Drunk Rocket 3: Y'know... *hic* We should totally ask that nice... *hic* Caped man if he could give us a ride home... *hic*
Drunk Rockets 1, 2 and 4: Yeah... What could possibly *hic* go wrong?
Lance: *sigh* See this, Dragonite? THIS is precisely why I never drink alcohol...
Dragonite: BOWWOO! (I know... And I have a feeling that this conversation is going to be edited out of the dub...)
Chloe/Koharu: Ash, Go, wake up! Get to class, you slugmabeds!
Go: Can't it wait, Chloe-sama? Ash was describing what it was like to be hypnotized.
Ash: Yeah... Pretty surreal... and just talking about it makes me feel sleepy...
Chloe: Well, you're not going back to sleep. You have classes to attend!
Go: *whispers to Ash* Hey, Ash. You have any Pokémon that can use Hypnosis?
Ash: *whispers to Go* Yeah... my Noctowl... Why do you ask?
Go: *whispers to Ash* I wanna know how it feels to be put under... and maybe, while you're at it, you can hypnotize Chloe-sama into being less of a bossy-pants.
Chloe: *annoyed* You know I can still hear you, right?
Jessie and James practice the Dual Aurora Wave, blissfully unaware that they're in the wrong anime series.
Jessie: Come on, James... Let's show these twerps we're not old hat!
James: I agree... Let's show them our new power!
Jessie and James: DUAL AURORA WAVE!!!
Meowth: *floored* Hate to break it to ya, but this is the wrong anime...
Wobbuffet: *floored* Wobbu-yeah!
Squirtle, Krokorok/Krookodile and Pancham are no longer the only Pokémon who wear sunglasses.
The Pokémon Company decided to do a non-canon Chibi spin-off of the Pokémon anime, and have started working on it already. Their reasoning: "It worked for RWBY, so Wynaut?"
And this is precisely why I will never nickname my Beartic "Gutsman". (You're hearing it too, aren't you?)
Pikachu: HELLO, CAPTION THE SCREENTSHOTS!
Ash: It's great to be back!
Mimey, on the other hand...
*insert "murder hornet" joke here*
Beedrill: You mean you don't remember me from Kalos?!
Ash: I met a LOT of Beedrill in Kalos...
Beedrill: And I was one of them each time! Surely you don't think there'd be SO many random Beedrill in one region, did you?
Ash: I just thought Kalos had a very high Beedrill population...
Well, there are two jokes on this thread as old as Page 7: This one, and the one I'm sure you already know...
Chloe: Morning, Ash. Morning, Go.
Ash and Go: Morning, Chloe-sama.
Chloe: And before you say anything, I forgive you for what happened earlier.
Ash: It's okay, Chloe-sama... What did you want to talk to us about?
Chloe: Well... I'm having a little trouble with my Japanese homework, and I need your help.
Go: What's the sentence?
Chloe: Well... It's... *clears throat* "You are getting very sleepy." I can't seem to translate it into Japanese.
Go: Funny you should mention it, Chloe-sama, I haven't a clue...
Chloe: Ash-kun... Do you know how to translate "You are getting very sleepy" into Japanese?
Ash: *sleepily* That's easy... It's "Anata wa..."
Chloe: *writing it down* Anata wa...
Ash: *sleepily* "dandan..."
Chloe: *writing it down* dandan...
Pikachu: And I'm hearing the stampede already...
Ash: *sleepily* "nemu..."
Chloe: *writing it down* nemu...
Ash: *sleepily* "...kunaru."
Chloe: *writing it down* ...kunaru. Thanks, Ash. *Beat*
Ash and Pikachu: Nemu... kunaru?
Tauros: Did SOMEBODY say "Ne-MOOOOOO-kunaru"?!
Ash: REALLY should've seen THAT coming!!!
Jessie: I can't say I missed this joke...
James: I can't blame you... After all, WE'RE always the buttmonkeys for it...
Meowth: Well... I gotta admit, it is kinda nice to bring back the oldies... and think about it! It's not any of those "You'll never guess what they did last night" jokes that plagued the LAST "Caption the Screenshots" thread.
Jessie and James: Fair point, but still...
TRio: TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!
Go: *whispering* So, what exactly are we hiding from?
Ash: *whispering* Yeah, I mean... it's not like the town was hypnotized into thinking they were Beheeyem again, so what gives?
Go: *whispering* What do you mean "again"?
Ash: *whispering* Jessie... James... Meowth... Enlighten my friend here, won'tcha?
Gengar: Wh-whoa! You mean to tell me YOU were a member of Poké Ultra Pretty Cure?!
Ash: Yep! And I STILL AM!
Do you ever have one of those days where you wake up with your head stuck in a Vileplume's flower and wonder "O Arceus, Thou art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name, how drunk was I to allow THIS to happen?"
Gold Viren Statue: 何?!
Yay! A new member of the Cute Pokémon Characters Club!
Ash: It's good to have you back.
Korrina: It's good to be back! I'm going to make sure NO ONE breaks my record for Most Appearances by a Non-Companion Gym Leader! (though the Island Kahunas are a gray area)
Korrina tells Ash about working with Misty in the Pokemon Masters Promo Short
Gurkkin: What are you kids so disappointed about? I have just as much right to be here as Korrina. Heck, you should be happy to see another familiar face!