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Conia: Aww, you are such a cute kitty! Yes, you are! Yes, you-
Conia: Umm... Amethio. I didn't see you there.
Amethio: (thinking) Oh, Arceus. I'm the Matori of this group, aren't I? The straight man to these two's bumbling antics. Well, maybe just her. Hopefully, Zir isn't as bad.
Former class: Schoolgirl
Current Class: Adventurer
Suddenly a Pikachu Short Poketoon episode breaks out!
sniff The cooking companions would be SO proud! :')
"UGH! How did the Dola Pirates DEAL with this?!"
Liko: Excuse me, Mr. Ludlow...are you ever going to DO anything?
Ludlow: Kid, it's only the fourth episode. I'm waiting for a dramatic moment to step up, or reveal vital information. Don't such me.
Liko: Okay...I just hope it's worth the wait...
Ludlow: Oh, it WILL be.
Viewers: It BETTER be...
Things really changed after PokeWorld discovered Zoom/FaceTime
(though some could argue they invented it first)
Oh great...Liko inherited Misty's crippling fear of Bug-types...
Roy: I'm gonna weaken Pokemon myself to catch!
Me: STILL better than how Goh did things.
Chansey: Maybe Mom was right. Maybe I SHOULD have been a nurse and worked with a Joy after all...
Liko: Are they powering-up by...singing?
Sprigatto: Oh, I am NOT looking forward to how the various dubs handle this (especially the English one)...
Conia: I'm defeated quickly AND off screen?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Even Team Rocket never suffered THIS kind of humifaction! Even they're shortest, most anti-climactic barely battles were at least SHOWN!
Liko: Oh cool, my pendant can DO stuff! I thought it would just be a McGuffin with a functionary purpose.
Liko: What action-seinen crap is this?
Could Sprigatto and Fuecocobe the Starters of Legennd?!
"WHAT IS YOUR WISH?"
"Suck it, Celebi!"
All: OH CRAP!!
Meowth: HA! Lookit 'um run!
James: It amuses me how all these "bad-ass" villains keep running away moment things get tough.
Jessie: We would've been blasted off in less than a minute, but at least we would've given it our all!
Wobuffet: (Ignoring those times in Unova...)
Gibeon: Amethio, what is taking so long to acquire the Legendary Tera Crystal?!
Amethio: My apologies, Master Gibeon. Liko-Moon is protected by Version Z-Fighters. They even summoned the Eternal Dragon-type!
Spinel: HEE-HEE-HEE! What's the matter, Amethio? Can't a little girl and some pirates?
"Master Gibeon, perhaps you should let ME take over this mission. MY Pocket Monsters are more than a match for a some starters and a couple of mascots. Even a Legendary can be defeated easily with just the right strategy. (just asking Team Magma)"
"Quiet, Spinel. I can handle this on my own. I just need a little more time. I'm already planning my counter-attack."
"Very well, Amtheio. You may continue the operation...for now. But keep failing me and you WILL suffer the consequences..."
"Yes, Master Gibeon! I will not fail you again!"
Gibeon: Make sure you don't...
"Damn that, Spinel! I'll teach him to get in my way..."
Conia: Wait, we're actually Sailor Mon/PokeCure villains?! I thought we were just replacing Team Rocket!
Zir: Does this mean some of us will be killed?!
"So, these are the Explorer guys who've been chasing you?"
"Yes. I'm starting to realize why they want this pendant so badly, but that doesn't make the fact that I'm the one it was given to any easier..."
"That has got to be the most grimdark edgelord Pokémon I have ever seen in my life..."