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Liko: OOOHH~ W-What's happening?! I-I f-feel...f-f-funny...d-d-d-down there...
Murdock: It's okay, sweety. It's just a foodgasm. It's perfectly natural when the cooking is good enough.
Orla: Though at her age? Wow, you're good! (though what's the jail time for giving kids foodgasms again?)
"Pathetic...Sending base-level Pokémon to challenge me...How naïve"
A cook can work wonders with his trusty assistant by his side.
Cat naps: you never know when they'll strike.
"Hey! Got any grapes?"
"You still don't understand who I am? I am the shining Electric warrior, a beacon of hope for all who cry out for peace. I am the vigilant defender of the Brave Asagi, the second-in-command to the great Professor Friede."
"I...am Captain Pikachu."
"What the-?! How did you-?!"
"Tsk, tsk, little kitty. You'll never catch your mouse with reflexes like that..."
"Kage Bunshin no Justsu!"
"Sprigatito! I can't-"
"Don't say it..."
"Believe it!"
"Ugh..."
"So, captain, how'd it go?"
"They've still got a ways to go, Friede, but they've shown great promise. We'll make battlers out of them yet."
"That's what I like to hear."
"Oh my gosh, Murdock...I always thought my mom's cooking was the best, but this is the best thing I've ever eaten in my life! ...Please don't tell her I said that."
"Heheh, don't worry, kiddo. She won't hear it from me."
If this was back in the early days of the anime, they'd be eating onigiri, but still calling them donuts. =P
"My compliments to the chef, as always. You know how to help us start the day right, Murdock."
"All in a morning's work, Friede."
"Mmm, you know what would go great with these donuts? Some coffee!"
"This is the kind of stuff you watch, Murdock?"
"What?! Just cuz it has a cutesy look to it doesn't mean it's just for kids! It's written so that adults can appreciate it too!"
"Hmm...This requires my thinking cap..."
"But, Captain Pikachu, we've only ever seen you wear that one hat."
"And who says a captain's cap can't be his thinking cap as well?"
"Thank you, Friede."
Now that's a smile that must be protected at all costs. =)
"Why do the tastiest foods have to be so messy?!"
"This is gonna take forever to clean out!"
"Don't give me that look. How was I supposed to know I'd be sharing the Brave Asagi with an actual fan?"
"You could be a little more gracious towards her."
"What, and have her screaming about finally getting to meet the real Nidothing and pestering me for autographs and the like? I came on board to get away from all that."
"You don't know that she'll be like that. Don't lump her with your worst expectations just because you haven't gotten to know her yet. How do you think she feels knowing her idol doesn't want anything to do with her?"
"sigh Why do you and Uncle Murdock always have to be right about everything?..."
"That's what we're here for."
"Yes! I'm the first commenter on Nidothing's latest video!"
"Seriously? People still do that? I didn't think you'd be one of those people, Liko."
"Oh, Arceus, you're right! Did I just become 'cringe' by doing that?!"
"Okay, so maybe sharing an airship with a fan isn't the worst thing that could happen to me. At least she and I have something in common. I can respect that, I guess."
"Tallyho, Volt Tacklers! To adventure and beyond!"
Sprigatito: Listen here, pooch. You may be Liko's pet but I am her true companion! We've had more excitement and adventure in a week than you've had in your entire lifetime! So don't think you can just come in here and take her away from me, OK?
Fidough: Huh?
Sprigatito: (thinking) Moron...
Liko: Sprigatito, I have been looking everywhere for you. Come on, get back into your Pokeball.
Sprigatito: Why, so you can spend more time with your Fidough?
Liko: What? No! It's not like tha-
Sprigatito: Just forget it.
Fidough: I thought we could share a pillow.
Sprigatito: Huh? You are giving this to me?
Fidough: Of course. I don't want to compete for Liko's love. I want to be your friend as well. Will you?
Sprigatito: Well, alright. You know what? You are not as bad as I thought. Now let's snuggle this thing!
Fidough: YAY!
Qauxly: Sweet Arceus, Dot! When was the last time you WASHED that thing?!
"What, it's not that ba--"
"ACK-URGH-BLAAR!"
Orla: Hey, Mollie...with your hair like that you look like--
Mollie: Yeah, I'm actually a Joy that broke off from the collective. What of it?
Roy: Oh cool, a Cycalizar!
Fuecoco: And I thought us Paldean starters showing up early was something!
Liko and Roy take disguise advice from Team Rocket AND Clack Kent.
Dot: So...everyone's gone?
Ludlow: Yep.
Dot: But I was thinking about joining the party...
Ludlow: Sorry kid, it'll have to be another episode.
Dot: Sigh.
"Hi folks. Captain Pikachu here, just sitting this one out. I don't have the urge to be in the spotlight ALL the time like that OTHER Pikachu you know..."
Sprigatto: Back off, pal. She's MY parther, got it? I'm Eevee, you're Yamper.
Roy earnestly--but questionably--tries to learn about Pokemon from manga...
--OR--
Roy: These are some cool pictures, but what are these scribbles on the paper with them?
"Arceus, accept this offereing!" "LOOK, I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GOD. YOU NEED TO TALK OT GIRANTINA OR YVANTYL FOR THAT SORT OF THING."
"Who even IS this Tucker jerk, and why are people comparing me to him?"
I know the feeling, kids. I gave my player character glasses too. =)
"I've had my moments of awesomeness recently. Nothing wrong with sitting this one out, give the others a chance to shine. Just because my species is a mascot doesn't mean I have to hog the spotlight."
"Okay, Pillsbury Doughdog, let's get one thing straight: I'm Liko's partner. I'm actively aiding and protecting her on her adventures. You're just a house pet who guards the place while she's gone. Don't forget that, and we won't have any problems."
Ash, Brock, and Pikachu: (thinking) Really, Misty? Ghastly is a ghost, not a vampire! Why does she even have all those items?
Misty: (thinking) Ha! I knew these leftovers from my Buffy the Vampire Slayer audition would come in handy!
Hey, both Pokemon and Buffy did start airing in 1997.
Liko: Oh no... This dizzy feeling... Is THIS what being hypnotized feels like?! -Hyper-convenient Thunderbolt strike-
Zir: We gotta find that Liko girl! She might be the legendary "Shining Magical Girl" we've heard about...
Conia: That pendant must be the key to her awesome magical power!
Amethio: Don't get in over your heads, you two... That's how Team Rocket gets sent blasting off again and again...
Zir: We'll be fine!
Conia: It's not like we'll be fighting Poké-Ultra Pretty Cure, right?
Zir: Besides, we gotta work on a better motto for when we fight her next!
Amethio: Fine... If THAT'S what makes you two happy... (I dunno WHY I even signed up for this squadron... But if Master Gibeon is interested in this "Liko-Moon" character, I suppose I'll humor them... For what it's worth...)
Ceruledge: GHOSTFREAK!! (Heh... Always wanted to do that...)
Liko: Am I really cut out to be a Magical Girl? I dunno HOW that Ash kid does it...
Liko: Why are you hissing at the water? Aren't you a grass-type?
Sprigatito: First of all, that is soap water. Second, do I look like a walking flower or tree with a face? I am not that kind of grass-type Pokemon! I am just a green cat with leaf-shaped fur and a pleasant smell and I am going to react negatively to water splashing me like other feline Pokemon.
"Dark Lord Rayqauza, what do you ask of me?! Your humble servant awaits your command!" "CHIIIILL-DREEENN..."
Nemona: THIS is how it's done, Hau and Hop!
Pawme: Suck it, Wooloo!
Roy: When trainers lock eyes...
Liko: But they don't actually DO that anymore...
Nemona makes out heroes a...modest proposal...
Brassius: Eh...you're no Ash Ketchum...but I gotta get screentime somehow...
Liko: (Will people STOP comparing me to that guy already!)
"I NEED AN ADULT!"
"I AM an adult!"
I've heard of "opposites attract", but this is ridiculous
--OR--
I smell sitcom!
Suddenly, a musical number breaks out!
Dolliv: Dude, you have GOT to get some new hobbies.
--OR--
Dolliv: Don't tell me we're the New Trio...
Brassius: No. I'm just stalking these children for my ulterior motives--oh wait!
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