Charles Legend
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Author's Notes: Right I feel guilty about not sharing any of my stories here. However I was unsure about posting my story do to bad expanses in the past.
I'm still trying to work past them thus I'm still feel like I'm walking to the gallows at times, That being said I ask you to be kind and friendly while reviewing this and not to focus solely on my flaws as an author, I so as to avoid any conflicts...
Right this story's setting is basses off the state of Michigan, most oh it takes place in the central Michigan region which in this story's wold it's called the 'Marshiso' region now mind you since the great lakes are very impotent when it comes to both the domestic and internal trading of goods and people that means that Marshiso will have influences from all around the world in it once I get further along with the story, for example there will be influences from japan given the who cherry blossom festivities originated there, do to the many cherry orchards here in Michigan. Also please keep in mind that I'm taking liberties with both the geography and wildlife for the sake of biodiversity.
As per the rules of the Writers Workshop regarding Teen/Mature rated stories, the following will crop up at some point: Given that one of the main plots points is genderbending it does have some sexually suggestive content along with some arguably crude Humor, now while I do avoid directly using Explicit language in most cases it may pop up at times, now I'm not sure if Teen or Mature rating would work better however I chose to rate as Mature just to be on the safe side.
That being said I want you to note that I clearly don't intend to offend anyone, if however you have an issue with anything I have wror please let me know what it is and I'll see if I can try to fix it, however please keep in mind that it may take some time to do so. also a note to the modship if you feel that this fanfic is out of line feel free to delete it and send me to the gallows.
I'm still trying to work past them thus I'm still feel like I'm walking to the gallows at times, That being said I ask you to be kind and friendly while reviewing this and not to focus solely on my flaws as an author, I so as to avoid any conflicts...
Right this story's setting is basses off the state of Michigan, most oh it takes place in the central Michigan region which in this story's wold it's called the 'Marshiso' region now mind you since the great lakes are very impotent when it comes to both the domestic and internal trading of goods and people that means that Marshiso will have influences from all around the world in it once I get further along with the story, for example there will be influences from japan given the who cherry blossom festivities originated there, do to the many cherry orchards here in Michigan. Also please keep in mind that I'm taking liberties with both the geography and wildlife for the sake of biodiversity.
As per the rules of the Writers Workshop regarding Teen/Mature rated stories, the following will crop up at some point: Given that one of the main plots points is genderbending it does have some sexually suggestive content along with some arguably crude Humor, now while I do avoid directly using Explicit language in most cases it may pop up at times, now I'm not sure if Teen or Mature rating would work better however I chose to rate as Mature just to be on the safe side.
That being said I want you to note that I clearly don't intend to offend anyone, if however you have an issue with anything I have wror please let me know what it is and I'll see if I can try to fix it, however please keep in mind that it may take some time to do so. also a note to the modship if you feel that this fanfic is out of line feel free to delete it and send me to the gallows.
Chapter One: Sisters cold as Ice
Two boys were arguing as they walked down a forest lined dirt path to the Shinjū Pond along with Charles’s two pet Eevees.
“Hey Charles you sure about this, I mean you know what your dad said about fishing in the pond”
“Ricky, I know however he said no hunting the frogs,” Charles told his nephew with an evil grin.
They stopped when they heard a rustling sound coming from one of the Sitrus berry bushes that grow along this path of the Leek's Woods that leads down to the pond.
Just then two Zigzagoon jumped out of the woodland undergrowth onto the path, both of them each had a minimized pokéball in their mouths and dropped them on the ground; as Allie and Rookie barked as he started to chase after the two Zigzagoons as they made hasty retreat back into the forest undergrowth.
“So Charles where those Zigzagoons friends of yours?” Ricky asked with a mocking laugh.
“Nope I just been observing them for the past week, they must know where to find a lot of Pokéballs because that’s all I ever see those two pick up, however Rookie keeps scaring them off,” Charles said as they picked up the two balls.
“Yeah right likely story, I think your just jealous of me because all the girls at school think I am a stud muffin!” Ricky said as they reached the pond and sat down on the bench of the dock.
“You wish don’t you? well sorry to bust your bubble nephew, but Claire, Amy and Emily are not instead in you!” Charles spat. “They however like me.”
“Oh sure they do then mind explaining the whole thing about be turned into ‘The Cutiefly Chick’ other day?” Ricky asked “I mean you keep using attract to get both guys and girls to bring you boxes of chocolate, apparently you nearly made Mayor Ryu issue a state of emergency."
“Well for starters the Cutiefly filter malfunctioned on the TG closest, and well the original plan was for my female potential to be unlocked so that I could have some fun with my girlfriends in bed."
“So wait you actually let those witches sacrifice your manhood just so you for could have a quad lesbian orgy?” Ricky laughed. “You're nothing but a freaking sissy!”
“They are Alchemists not witches, besides once the bugs are worked out we were thinking of asking you to join us.” Charles laughed evilly “Of course you would need to go into the closest before hand, no carrots allowed.”
“The only way you will get me into that closet is if you knock me out with Hypnosis after using mean look to prevent me from fleeing and drag me in there.” Ricky snorted “Besides unlike you I take pride in my balls.”
“Great Idea nephew, I’ll ask Ryu if I can barrow Caspar his Gengar,” Charles said evilly. “Which ones your Pokéballs or the ones between your legs?”
“The only way I see that happening is if it summons a Wallmaster using the move Phantom Gate, to knock out Smartguy,” Ricky spat. “Well unfortunately for you I’m so not your Guinea Pig!”
“That’s not a bad idea, and that's what you would like to think nephew,” Charles grinned. "Of course the god of this world has no issue with breaking the fourth wall.”
“Oh yeah and how would you know that it's not like you're a self inserted charter in one of your hairball fanfics,” Ricky snarled at his foolish uncle. “Then again Stan Lee has a bad habit of showing up in various marvel comics.”
“Of coarse it possible thanks to the many worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics along with steven stone’s quantum Skitty.” Charles said. “I mean there this one universe that has people worship an Omastar named Lord Helix I think its called TwitchTV or something, then again our world was created by Arceus who summoned 1,000 Unown and used them as his Armenians to shape the world.”
“And this is precisely the kind of bullcrap your parents were talking about uncle!” Ricky snarled.
“Open your mind before your mouth nephew,” Charles said. “Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.”
“What hell are you even talking about charcoal brain?” Ricky Snarled.
“I was quoting Aristophanes.” Charles rolled his eyes.
“So you actually pay attention to that all that bullshit we had to sit thru in our history class last Friday?” Ricky snarled. “Geat not only are you a freaking sissy but a flipping nerd face!”
"Why not Prof. Mulberry is a good teacher." Charles said.
"You say that about every single one of our female teachers," Ricky snarled, " I would not be surprised if you tried to turn every single one us guys in school into a girl."
"Yes I do and it's true female teachers are better than male ones," Charles said "And that's not a half bad Idea nephew now if I can just figure out how to build a portable version of the TG Closet."
"You're impossible, you don't have a single ounce of masculinity do to those three succubus you hang out with!"
"Kutabare [1]!” Charles snapped.
"Well look what we have here a worm with a backbone," Ricky smirked as they pulled out their fishing poles the lure charles was using was of a Caterpie and Rick's lure was a Weedle. "You don't see that everyday."
However unknown to Ricky and Charles their sisters had been training their Squirtle and Piplup, The foursome had hidden the cattails since it was a very hot Sunday evening.
Which was bad news the boys because the two girls had overheard what Ricky say, and started to work on a their Nasty Plot to totally embarrass them at school tomorrow morning; They set to work as soon as Charles and Ricky’s fishing lines were cast into the water.
Just then Charles thought he saw two flashes of light coming from the cattails however he stupidly dismissed it as being two Poliwag that were evolving into Poliwhirl, however he was about to find out just how dead wrong he was.
“Hey, Charles, I have a bite!” Ricky said as he started reeling in his line, but then Charles started to get a bite as well.
However, after some time they found out that are lines has not just tangled together as they had originally thought but had been tied together.
“Oh yeah that’s right, my Father thought his old Poliwrath how to tie fishing lines using Psychic,” Charles said slapping his forehead.
“Charles how could you forget that he even put a sign up that said ‘NO FISHING ALLOWED!" What do you have lumps of charcoal for your brain?” Ricky spat bitterly at his foolish uncle.
“Well I-” Charles started to explain, “Bronzor Aipoms that's cold!” he shouted as something pulled their shorts down and quickly froze the lower half of their bodies…
“Whoa! Why the hell are we half frozen you moronic fool?” Ricky snarled at his idiotic uncle. “So did Claire to give you a rabbit hole, you do look rather flat down there.”
“Well if she did you're so not sticking your fat carrot in it, I don’t care if you brag it's 12 inches long.” Charles snarled at nephew.
“Yeah I’ll pass, besides we have bigger problems to deal with.” Ricky spat.
“Like what?” Charles asked.
Just then their sisters wearing identical blue bathing suites jumped over their heads with the help of their apparently newly evolved Wartortle’s and Prinplup’s Water Gun attacks getting their two foolish brothers wet in the presses…
“Oh I see what you mean Ricky,” Charles said as their sisters got ready to do their Team Rocket like motto.
“Brothers prepare for embarrassment like you never experienced before!”
“To perfect the secrets of girlish kind with beauty and grace!”
“To make a mockery of our brothers throughout the land, and to fight for love!”
“Jodi!”
“Elena!”
“We blush at the speed of fluttering eyelashes with girl power!”
“Wartortle!”
“Prinplup!”
“Hey Ricky is it just me or are they getting better at doing their motto?” Charles laughed.
“No you dolt, we are just getting used to them saying it all the time,” Ricky sighed.
“Well Elena, how do you think we should embarrass our brothers this time?” Jodi asked her partner in crime.
“I know let’s take a picture of them frozen up to their necks in a block of Ice,” Elena said.
“I am sure with a good article it will make the front page in the school paper, and also make quite a ruckus in the girl’s locker room, especially the pink panties Charles is wearing.” Jodi said, as she took a camera out of her backpack that she pulled out from under the bench, with a devilish grin on her face.
“True, that would really screw up their perfect attendance records, let’s also make up a story about how they planned to take on the Petoskey Tournament when they graduate high school!” Elena said with also with an evil grin.
"Uh Elena you do realize that's not until 2002, right?" Ricky spatt as her Prinplup was using Ice Beam on him.
"Sure we do," Jodi said as their Pokémon finished up the second stage of their plan, then they left without even bothering to spray any max repel around them.
“Have any more bright ideas, charcoal for brains?” Ricky snarled in bitterly as he saw his own breath despite the warm night.
“Can’t you see I am working on it you mankey butt, however as we are currently frozen up to are necks in Ice, there is not much we can do until we are unfrozen!” Charles snarled with chattering teeth given the coldness he felt between his legs.
Just as the last of the rays of sunlight faded as Charles let out a long yawn, as two small Pokémon jumped out of the water on to the dock and gave a cry of their names as they ran at Ricky and Charles, however it was hard to identify them because, the full moon was hidden behind some clouds.
1. Kutabare = fuck you
Now I made a few edits based off of Ghostsoul's review, now while not everything she pointed out has been changed, I think what I did change fits better, while at the same time not being too major from what I had. Anyways thank you for taking the time to read my story.
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