Chuck Norris Jokes.

[AlexandraTheZoroark]

Chuck Norris is so epic, that one day, a chicken looked at him and died

 

[Darmanitan]

There are no such thing as lesbians
only girls who haven't met Chuck Norris

 

[Master Mew]

Chuck Norris talks about Fight Club.

Also, Google's Results for "Chuck Norris".

 

[Typhlosionfan157]

Abby, from NCIS~ Have you ever eaten just one Pistachio?

... Chuck Norris did...

 

[That Guy]

In the beginning, Pluto was a planet. Now, Pluto is a dwarf planet.

Q: What was it in between?
A: Chuck Norris' punchbag.

 

[DracoMan]

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was over the Pacific.

 

[OCDysseus]

CN once went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. Once he got there, he got infront of the bullet and stopped it with his beard. JFK's head exploded not from the bullet, but from the sheer awesomeness of CN's beard.

 

[Darmanitan]

In Soviet Russia....Chuck Norris STILL kicks ass

 

[Megaman]

When chuck norris gets angry, he doesnt open up a can of whoop-@$$. He makes his own.

 

[SharKing]

Chuck Norris once took a vacation to the Virgin Islands. Now they're just the Islands.