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Cool Random Message Bro. [V5.0]

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Scarlet Sky

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Hey! *hic* I'm not drunk in public! I'm drunk in my house! So you go to jail before I unleash Flandre on you! *hic*

FLAN
She doesn't like being ordered around. YOU MUST DIE. *Flandre incinerates you*​
 

Stardust Reverie

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FLAN
She doesn't like being ordered around. YOU MUST DIE. *Flandre incinerates you*​

Green Eggs and Flan​
I am Flan

I am Flan
Flan I am

That Flan-I-am
That Flan-I-am!
I do not like
that Flan-I-am

Do you like
to kill the ma'am?

I like to kill them,
Flan-I-am.
I like to kill
to kill the ma'am.

Would you kill them
Here or there?

I would kill them
here or there.
I would kill them
anywhere.
I like to kill
to kill the ma'am.
I like to kill them,
Flan-I-am.

Would you kill them
in a house?
Would you kill them
with a mouse?

I would kill them
in a house.
I would kill them
with a mouse.
I would kill them
here or there.
I would kill them
anywhere.
I like to kill, to kill the ma'am.
I like to kill them, Flan-I-am.


Would you kill them
in a box?
Would you kill them
with a fox?

Kill in a box.
Kill with a fox.
Kill in a house.
Kill with a mouse.
I would kill them here or there.
I would kill them anywhere.
I like to kill, to kill the ma'am.
I like to kill them, Flan-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Kill them! Kill them!
Here they are.

I would,
I could,
in a car.

You may kill them.
You will see.
You may kill them
in a tree.

Yes, in a tree.
I would, I could kill in a tree.
And in a car! You let me be.

I would kill them in a box.
I would kill them with a fox
I would kill them in a house
I would kill them with a mouse
I like to kill them here or there.
I like to kill them anywhere.
I like to kill, to kill the ma'am.
I like to kill them, Flan-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?

Yes, in a train! Yes, in a tree!
Yes, in a car! Flan! Let me be!
I would kill, could kill, in a box.
I could kill, would kill, with a fox.
I will kill them with a mouse
I will kill them in a house.
I will kill them here or there.
I will kill them anywhere.
I like to kill them, Flan-I-am.


Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would kill, could kill,
in the dark.

Would you, could you,
in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
But in the dark! But on a train!
And in a car, and in a tree.
I like to kill them, Flan, you see.
Kill in a house. Kill in a box.
Kill with a mouse. Kill with a fox.
I will kill them here or there.
I will kill them anywhere!

You do so like
to kill the ma'am?

I like to kill them, Flan-I-am.

Could you, would you,
with a goat?

I would kill,
could kill,
with a goat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will kill, will kill, with a goat.
I will not kill them in the rain.
I will kill them on a train.
Kill in the dark! Kill in a tree!
Kill in a car! You let me be!
I like to kill them in a box.
I like to kill them with a fox.
I like to kill them in a house.
I like to kill them with a mouse.
I like to kill them here or there.
I like to kill them ANYWHERE!

I like to kill
to kill
the ma'am!

I like to kill them,
Flan-I-am.

You like to kill them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may I say.

Flan!
If you will let me be,
I will kill them.
You will see.

Say!
I like to kill the ma'am!
I do!! I like to, Flan-I-am!
I would not kill them on a boat!
And I would kill them with a goat.
I will not kill them in the rain.
But in the dark, and on a train!
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good, so good, you see!

So I will kill them in a box.
And I will kill them with a fox.
And I will kill them in a house.
And I will kill them with a mouse.
And I will kill them here and there.
Say! I will kill them ANYWHERE!

I do so like
to kill the ma'am!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Flan-I-am!​
 

Karisse

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Noooo....
Hold on...will edit this post.

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