Corrupt a Wish v2

[AnimeboyIanpower]

Granted, but you run out of room on your 3DS' memory.

I wish I knew how to belly dance properly...

 

[Vulpix037]

Granted. You're now stuck on your belly for the rest of your life.

I wish for more activity in this thread.

 

[BigDocFan]

Granted but every post involves a swear word against you

I wish for Pokemon anime episodes

 

[TheGoldenToon]

Granted, every episode is in black and white, the animation is terrible, and the dialogue is all random gibberish.

I wish for better internet that doesn't randomly go out.

 

[BigDocFan]

Granted but it becomes so expensive that you are unable to afford it

I wish people had more food to eat when they were hungry

 

[Sightnado]

Granted, but it's all pre-90s Brussels sprouts (the ones that tasted awful)

I wish I had one extra US dollar.

 

[BigDocFan]

Granted but it is stolen money leading to your arrest

I wish the UK could get a bit more snow

 

[Vulpix037]

Granted. It now snows every day, even during the summer.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

 

[Sightnado]

Granted, but you've already used your wish.

I wish for better battery life

 

[toastghost]

granted, but you have to charge it with a potato

i wish i had more tihngs to do during the summer

 

[moneydee8]

I wish for a unused 6ft4 red plastic Zoltar machine that can only grant me endless unlimited wishes I want to have fun that all my friends hate me

 

[Dreary_Rowlet]

I wish for a unused 6ft4 red plastic Zoltar machine that can only grant me endless unlimited wishes i want to have fun that I don't ever get friends

Granted, but now you get so addicted to it that you stop wanting to go outside.
(also, please remember to corrupt the wish from the message above!)

I wish to finally make a story out of my fictional world, and to finally write them down.

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

Granted, but you're gonna have the devil's own time trying to find a publisher...

I wish I could belly dance and use magic like Shantae can.

 

[BigDocFan]

Granted but you can do nothing but belly dance and people keep coming to you for music

I wish I could visit LAX for some plane photography

 

[Dreary_Rowlet]

Granted! But now you're stuck there :C

I wish that there was a chance to find all the answers that the universe has to offer

 

[mastermind lissi]

Granted! But now you know too much and can’t make sense of it….

I wish I could animate