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Corrupt a Wish v2

Herbizarre

Lvl 16. Beat that, #635
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Granted, your computer is better offline than before, but laggier than the previous one.

I wish I were a bird.
 

indigohex

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Granted. You burn your own village and the locals have you killed.

I wish for something that cannot be corrupted: a pork sandwich.
 

Caprizant

Everything Stays
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Granted, but the genie who grants all these wishes misheard you and gave you a spork sandwich. :I

I wish for the ability to walk on the ceiling.
 

Akromatic

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Granted, you can no longer do anything else other than playing the piano epically, and you become a lifeless piano-playing corpse.

I wish that I had never existed.
 

Berrenta

Let's dance
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Granted. In your place is a black hole that destroys everything.

I wish I could swim well.
 

indigohex

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Granted. You drown. Rest in Peace.

I wish to be an intruder on Big Brother and teach Tim a lesson.
 

Berrenta

Let's dance
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Granted. It's the wrong Tim, and the producers evict you.

I wish summer will be over.
 

Eau Rouge

Valar Morghulis!
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Granted. It is hijacked and you turn into a salad.

I wish for a sandwich with jam and butter, on white bread, that isn't poisoned, evil, or anything else other than a normal sandwich. Corrupt that!
 

indigohex

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Granted. The sandwich in question gives you a heart attack and you die.

I wish the next poster gets banned.
 

Zima

dunno y u gotta pain 2nyt
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Granted, but I came back two minutes later.

I wish I lived in Europe.
 

Berrenta

Let's dance
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Granted. Since moons are huge, it crushes you.

I wish I knew how to drive well.
 

indigohex

Post By The Mad Man
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Granted. You cause an accident involving 50 cars.

I wish Tim gets booted off Big Brother (the latest one from Australia by the way).
 

Berrenta

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Granted. They boot off a member of the Big Brother TV crew named Tim.

I wish Mawile had better stats normally.
 

indigohex

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Granted. Its now has the same stats as a Magikarp.

I wish the best person wins "Last Poster Wins".
 
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