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Corrupt a Wish v2

Prez

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Granted, your username is so insanely popular that nobody leaves you alone.

I wish that I were a better animator.
 

Akromatic

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Granted. You have the power to reanimate the dead and are killed by the government.
I wish to be just like Berrenta.
 

Berrenta

Let's dance
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Granted. You and I switch lives. Hope you like college-level math! (That's what I'm taking)

I wish I can trade Pokémon in bulk instead of one at a time.
 

Prez

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Granted, but you trade every single on of your Pokemon and never get them back.

I wish school started at 10am instead of 7:30am
 

Berrenta

Let's dance
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Granted. Here's a million male deer.

I wish I had a Shiny Legendary Pokémon.
 

indigohex

Post By The Mad Man
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Granted. It corrupts your game.

I wish I could control all the media in the world.
 

Akromatic

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Granted. You go insane from the power and get killed by a classic movie heroine.

I wish that Autumnbreeze was killed by Stiranj Tepeson Belomee

Granted. You and I switch lives. Hope you like college-level math! (That's what I'm taking)
I'm awesome at math. :)
 

Berrenta

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Granted. You go insane from the power and get killed by a classic movie heroine.

I wish that Autumnbreeze was killed by Stiranj Tepeson Belomee

Granted. You and I switch lives. Hope you like college-level math! (That's what I'm taking)
I'm awesome at math. :)

Then... enjoy the Texas heat? :p Anyways...

Granted. Said person mistakes you for Autumnbreeze somehow, and comes after you.

I wish I completed my homework.
 

Berrenta

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Granted, but now your dog ate it

I wish I was not so shy

I don't have a dog...

Granted. Simce the moon lacks atmosphere, it would be tough to make a living there, if at all.

I wish Texas isn't under a drought.
 

Enzap

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Granted but... a torrential flood would be too easy... oh, I know. With the newfound excess water supply, Texas becomes the frog capital of the world and the amphibians take over the Texan government, relocating all humans to surrounding states resulting in overpopulation and a massive increase in unemployment.

I wish I could find a new anime to watch.
 

Akromatic

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Granted. You can only play Angry Birds on it, and all the levels are paid DLC.
I wish for something exciting to happen, regardless of the consequences.
 

Scarlet Sky

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Granted. Tons of explosions start going off around you, action movie style. Except one of them catches you in the middle of an epic dodge.

I wish for a piece of pie.
 

Akromatic

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Granted. It's actually a quite delicious pie, nothing memorable, just something to savour at the time. Hey, nobody said you had to be good at corrupting wishes.
I wish to be the Akzinx (not a typo), Greek God of Shadows and Art.
 

Kakuna Matata

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Granted, but since all of your art is hidden in the shadows, nobody can appreciate its beauty.

I wish a could find shinies in XY.
 
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