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Corrupt a Wish v2

The absolis

The spirit of all absols
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Granted, because its a secret I had to guess. I hope you like absols. They are now the rulers of the world.

I wish that my wishes wish would wish that it had a wish that would give it so many wishes that it would wish to not have any wish.
 

pokefan548

Dance the Mamushka
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Granted, but it's blood money, and you're arrested for affiliation with an assassin.

I wish humans were more sturdy.
 

The absolis

The spirit of all absols
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Granted, you drive so well that you are kidnapped and your brain is put into a new self driving car. You would be driving random people around right now but they could not figure out how to connect your brain to the self driving mechanism so they sold the car for scrap so now you are stuck in a little crushed box that used to be a car.

I wish that I was not so tired
 

Enzap

the grimiest
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Granted, but you can never sleep again.

I wish I had a sammich.
 

Berrenta

Let's dance
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Granted. It's sloppy and the bread's moldy.

I wish I knew what else I want for Christmas.
 

indigohex

Post By The Mad Man
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Granted. You get nothing for Christmas in the end.

I wish everyone gets banned from the forums except for me.
 

Enzap

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Granted but... actually that sounds bad enough as it is. I'd be pretty bored. ._.;

I wish for Upper victory in Up or Down.
 

The absolis

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Granted, harmful mold levels have fallen by significant amounts, unfortunately one of those mold species was required to kill a yet unnamed and unknown disease you have just developed. Good luck with that.

I wish that my sister would stop playing the piano. She is awful and won't take any advice on how to play
 

Scarlet Sky

Very Cool Hunter Dude
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Granted. She instead picks up the trumpet and keeps you up all night with her obnoxious playing.

I wish for... the ability to teleport.
 

Oaky

Break the silence
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Granted, but you can only do so while naked.

I wish I could sleep D:
 

Scarlet Sky

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Granted, but you fall into an eternal slumber, only able to be woken up by the sound of a letter being opened. And by then, letters are no longer sent. Email has completely taken over.


I wish to rule the world.
 

Berrenta

Let's dance
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Granted. You will now only sleep for an hour each day.

I wish I passed my engineering math class.
 

Berrenta

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Granted. However, you can only fly for 5 minutes before your wings burn up.

Sorry. Had to make that reference. Speaking of which...

I wish I quit making video game references in my posts.
 
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