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Corrupt a Wish v2

The absolis

The spirit of all absols
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Granted, that doesn't even need corrupted, the ps4 was released with a faulty graphics card

I wish I was able to draw better
 

Popper500

The Popcorn Princess
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You can draw amazingly, but similar to van goh, your art will not be appreciated until you are dead, and you will be crazy, and therefore avoided by basically everybody.

I wish that I could go to equestria.
 

Oaky

Break the silence
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You go there but everyone there hates you. And you don't want those ponies mad at you....

I wish I could be less awkward
 

Berrenta

Let's dance
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Granted, you are now dull and plain.

I wish it doesn't take forever just to trade in one car for another.
 

The absolis

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granted, you now are able to immediately trade in your car as long as it never leaves the lot

I wish my pokemon TCG deck was legal to use in official play
 

Berrenta

Let's dance
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Granted. You will always have something to do, and you can never have time for yourself.

I wish there was something good on TV.
 
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The absolis

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Granted, the weather is 140° degrees celcius where ever you live all year round

I wish that my broadsword wasn't so dull
 

Disableye

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Granted. But not it's alive and hungers for the blood of your loved ones.

I wish I could grant my own wishes.
 

RockinCrocodile

The Rockin Crocin Trainer
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Granted it now has poisonous sparkles all over it, including the handle.

*yawns* I wish I wasn't so sleepy
 

The absolis

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Granted, as long as you don't eat you will never be tired

I wish that I knew how to speak every widely spoken language
 

No Lynch

Mafia Fail-Player
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Granted, but this happens after all those languages are dead.

I wish for a Shiny pokémon.
 

RockinCrocodile

The Rockin Crocin Trainer
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Granted but your game becomes corrupted and you have to restart from scratch

I wish that I didn't have to work Black Friday.
 

Berrenta

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Granted. However, after inserting your new Shiny in your PC box, the region's villainous team hacks the PC system and captures your Shiny, and it's now their dinner.

I wish I wasn't slacking off on my homework.
 

No Lynch

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Granted, now your entire life is devoted to homework and you never do anything else.

I wish I could IV breed.
 

Caprizant

Everything Stays
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Your wish for nothing is granted. You are now nothing. :I

I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good.
 

Crystal Onix

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Granted, but since there is no bad news, everyone stops caring about the news.

I wish I had wished for something before.
 

Zima

dunno y u gotta pain 2nyt
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Granted, but that something was nothing.

I wish I didn't feel so guilty...
 
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