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Corrupt a Wish v2

Berrenta

Let's dance
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Actually, we can! You don't make a wish, you get nothing. Ever!

I wish I had a Skitty for a pet.
 

pokefan548

Dance the Mamushka
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Granted, but a nuke blowes up averything you ever wanted.

I wish for our Game Freak overlords to begin their genetic experiments for the true Pokémon world!
 

GastlyGibus

World's worst critic
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Granted, but the Pokemon turn hostile and kill everybody.

I wish that this wish wouldn't be corrupted.
 

The absolis

The spirit of all absols
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Granted, your wish is not corrupted. My wish is corrupted so that instead of me being trapped forever in a world of Absols, you are trapped forever in a world of angry mudkips.

I wish that I could be trapped in a world of absols
 

indigohex

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Granted. It's so small that you accidentally sit on it and it dies.

I wish for a 1TB USB drive.
 

GastlyGibus

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Granted, but all the data is instantly corrupted when you remove it from your computer.

I wish I had a glass of lemonade.
 

pokefan548

Dance the Mamushka
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Granted, you get a glass of lemonade, mixed in with orc wizz.

I wish for the second coming of cheesus christ.
 

The absolis

The spirit of all absols
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Granted, you now have the weakest level 60 demon hunter.in the game.

I wish that I was a stereotypical James bond villain.
 

indigohex

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Granted. You are so evil that movie goers hate you.

I wish that I could write better stories.
 

The absolis

The spirit of all absols
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granted, you only fly on Mondays though. also you have no other way to land then to fall.

I wish I had better handwriting
 

DracoMan

NCIS Special Agent
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Granted. Is Venus the world you'd like to rule?

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
 

Doctor Celebi

Aimless Traveler in Space and Time
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Granted, but they have cavities.

I wish to become the funniest person of all time.
 

GastlyGibus

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Granted, but everybody laughs so hard at your jokes they literally die laughing and you inadvertently wipe out the human race.

I wish I was a musical prodigy.
 

indigohex

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Granted. You sell your soul to the Devil to achieve it.

I wish the "Ups" wins Up or Down.
 
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