Corrupt a Wish v2

[Spyspotter]

Granted. Ups is the name of a user.


I wish that you won't corrupt this wish.

 

[mewing mewie mew]

Granted, I stole it, Hey, I didn't corrupt it, I stole it!

I wish that I could see the pokemon world with my own eyes.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. You now have a ticket to see a shoddily done movie called "The Pokémon World," featuring an actor named My Own Eyes.

I wish this cold will go away.

 

[RockinCrocodile]

Granted, it's now 120*F, happy?

I wish for nothing

 

[indigohex]

Granted. You get absolutely nothing.

I wish to win Wheel of Fish (from UHF)

 

[Spyspotter]

Granted. Now you will always smell like fish.

I wish for a freeze ray and a shrink ray.

 

[indigohex]

Granted. The freeze ray and the shrink ray gets you instead.

I wish for a girlfriend.

 

[Spyspotter]

Granted. Your girlfriend is Justin Bieber.

I wish to enslave the human race.

 

[No Lynch]

Granted, however, the human race is a bunch of blathering idiots, while the intelligent human species is still free, and they hunt you down.

I wish for a pony.

 

[Umbrepom]

The pony tramples you!

I wish to live eternally.

 

[Spyspotter]

Granted. The entire universe gets destroyed by a black hole and now it's just you and an infinite amount of empty space.

I wish to become a mod.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. The forums shut down soon afterward.

I wish the Playing With Tropes thread had more people playing it.

 

[indigohex]

Granted. No one plays Playing With Tropes anymore.

I wish to go to South Korea to teach English there one day.

 

[The absolis]

granted, unfortunately you catch the wrong plane and end up in austrailia. you are soon stung by a scorpion and die of scorpion venom.

I wish that there was a day set aside just to honor absols

 

[Umbrepom]

Granted. Everyone stares at you as you worship Absol and you are alone for the rest of your life.

I wish to have some ideas for my comic.

 

[Zima]

Granted, but your feet smell foul for the rest of your life.

I wish it would snow again...

 

[Umbrepom]

Granted. It never stops snowing, and we are forced into a world of ice and huge mounds of snow.

I wish I didn't spend so much time on the internet.

 

[Samtendo09]

Granted. And then you stopped, never using it again (until you see this lol).

I wish that Porygon-Z get a Mega Evolution (or even two)!

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. Not only does it look terrible, it has Slow Start. Its BST does not increase by 100, it decreases by that much.

I wish I had a Fennekin plushie.

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, but it was made by aliens who have never seen what Fennekin looks like and looks hideous.

I wish I found a new species of animal and became famous for it.