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Corrupt a Wish v2

Bouffalant Herdier

Comfort ghost
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Granted, but everyone else gets a wish instead, which they use to destroy the universe gradually.

I wish I never made any typos.
 

Dimension Witch

A space-manipulating girl
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Granted, but then you realize that every word you type was a typo, and that people with bad grammar were actually writing well.

I wish I was a very magical cat
 

Umbrepom

dang dang diggity dang-a-dang
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Granted. Without opposable thumbs, the ability to stand upright, and the ability to talk, you are simply a red cat which no one will adopt.

I wish I wasn't in your brain, it's sticky in there.
 

The absolis

The spirit of all absols
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Granted, you are no longer in my brain, or anywhere for that matter

I wish that they would do something
 

Umbrepom

dang dang diggity dang-a-dang
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Granted. That "something" they do is aim a gun at your head.

I wish I could rhyme better.
 

Qing'e

Hermit Who Passes Through Walls
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Granted, but you can only speak in limericks.

I wish that the winter season didn't exist...
 

indigohex

Post By The Mad Man
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Granted. It is hot all year instead and you die from the heat.

I wish that I never sold my soul to the devil.
 

The absolis

The spirit of all absols
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granted, you sell your soul to The Absolis and spend all of eternity as an absol

I wish that I could find more music by I fight dragons
 

Umbrepom

dang dang diggity dang-a-dang
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Granted. The "more music" you find is scraps of band practice and horribly cheesy songs that never faced the light of day.

I wish I had a candy cane.
 

Qing'e

Hermit Who Passes Through Walls
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Granted. Here's your earwax-flavored candy cane:)

I wish I knew what I wanted.
 

Qing'e

Hermit Who Passes Through Walls
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Granted. I move in to stay:3

I wish I had the patience to find shiny pokemon.
 

indigohex

Post By The Mad Man
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Granted. You can't find any shiny Pokemon.

I wish for stable internet connection.
 

DJ iOmega

Itadakimasu!
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Granted, but the internet company charges you 1 million dollars.

I wish I was accepted at A Certain College
 

The absolis

The spirit of all absols
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you have been accepted but are immediately kicked out for failing every class you take

I wish that I could find the library
 

Umbrepom

dang dang diggity dang-a-dang
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Granted. You eat so much of it it is technically now unhealthy.

I wish the Masuda Method was reliable.
 

Windchild

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Granted. It moves so fast your router sprouts legs and runs away.

I wish I didn't have to work over Winter Break.
 
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