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Corrupt a Wish v2

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Since you didn't have a wish, it means it wasn't granted.


I wish History was nonexistent.
 
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Granted. You instantly cease to exist, since you are a part of history.

I wish the GameFAQs mods stopped modding my posts for being "off-topic".
 
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Granted, they give out on you when you fly.

I wish V wouldn't corrupt this wish.
 
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Granted. Now none of your other wishes ever come true, but at least I didn't corrupt them.



I wish I had pink hair.
 
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Yes, you get baby skin pink hair. Freckled with gross splotches and weird marks that resemble blood.

I wish I could have a pet Centipeedle.
 
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Granted. Now none of your other wishes ever come true, but at least I didn't corrupt them.



I wish I had pink hair.
That's a corruption. Anyway, your hair is dyed pink by a polonium based dye.

I wish I had a pound of Gallium.
 
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Granted. However, some moron let it freeze, so now you have a broken tube of gallium
Also, you claimed Space Oddity. Bad!

I wish mercury was non-toxic
 
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Granted. Iron now is.

I wish I was immune to the negative effects of radioactivity.
 
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Granted. However, life never evolves due to the rather low mutation rate.

I wish the ninja bloodbath would stop.
 
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Sorry, it can't stop, since YOU just ninja'd ME!



I wish people would stop ninja'ing each other!:complain:
 
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Granted, now they ninja themselves.

I wis--D'oh!



I wish that I had a hot pocket right now
 
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Granted, but I grabbed it out of your hands and ate it myself! >:D

I wish for an endless supply of cake!
 
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Granted. You have a lifetime supply of used urinal cakes.

I wish I win LPW.
 
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