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Corrupt a Wish v2

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Congratulations! You won Last Poster Wins! Because it is the apocalypse. You are alone. No one else will ever post again. You are the eternal last poster.

I wish for a perfectly normal baguette.
 
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Granted. But to get it, you have to go throught the Six Pits of Doom or something.

I wish for this wish to not come true.
 
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Granted. Now the paradox will start consume ur own existance.

I wish for a piece of world!
 
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Granted. That piece of the world is infested with huge killer snakes and spiders that eat you.



I wish I had a pencil.
 
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Granted but it is one of those highly used pencil with a very bad eraser.

I wish that my paycheck withholdings wasn't so high.
 
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Granted. You don't get a paycheck.


I wish school wasn't going to start soon.
 
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Granted. Shool never startss again, which means that the previous generation won't be able to impart thier knowledge into the next, leading to the downfall of humanity or something I don't know.

I wish being lazy was a job.
 
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Granted, now you'll no longer be able to move your body ever again.

I wish i could travel to paris.
 
¡Prepárate a morir!
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Granted, but you must travel through 100000000 light years of space first.

I wish I am unbanned from GameFAQs.
 
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Granted, but it's the only website you can ever visit.

I wish I could steal your cheesecake.
 
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Granted....Except I don't have a cheesecake.


I wish my puppy didn't pee in the house so much! :scared:
 
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Granted, your puppy leaves you to go on a crazy peeing adventure. (Where the HECK did that come from?)

I wish above's signature had a sixth Pokemon.
 
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Granted...but then said wonderful above user is banned. Way to ruin that awesome and great and adventurous and charming...should I go on? user's life!


I wish I hadn't just finished my cupcake.
 
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Granted, then I stole it when you weren't looking.

I wish I was more sneaky with my thefts.
 
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Granted, but your conscience would overpower your desires.

I wish I could get a haircut.
 
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Granted. Your hair cut is so weird that everyone rejects you and you live your life alone.


I wish I had cake.
 
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Granted. You have it for a second, then I steal it from you.

I wish I was less of a kleptomaniac.
 
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Granted, but your conscience completely disappears.

I wish I had (even) better-tasting water.
 
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Granted. Now the rest of the world dies from dehydration because you took all the water. Thanks, buddy.


I wish I had a brownie.
 
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Granted. You then die from something that is in no way related to said brownie for some strange reason.

I wish that I could be bothered to finish this
 
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