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Corrupt a Wish v2

Wispy Willow

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Granted, but another one comes swiftly after the first's departure.

I wish lazyness was an olympic soprt.
 

GeekyGamerZack

My OTHER mount is a dragon!
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Granted, but it's now the only Olympic sport!

I wish I could find and catch a shiny Pokémon other than Psyduck, Golduck, Magikarp and Gyarados.
 

Freesia

At your service~
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Granted, but they're glitched and untradeable. :p

I wish I could sing like Ariana Grande.
 

Life Fiber

I am fabolous, darling!
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You do! But to keep that ability you have to sacrifice twelve infants and a goat each day
I wish to live in Equestria
 

GeekyGamerZack

My OTHER mount is a dragon!
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Granted, you now live in Equestria Pet Hotel: Specialising in Horses.

I wish Team Rocket didn't market SlowpokeTails as tasty treats. We all know they're chewy and taste like dried leather!
 

Shenili

That third Unova Starter
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Granted, but Team Galactic start selling them.

I wish for Pokemon Sun and Moon to came.
 

Icy Wind

*Shivers*
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Granted, but now they left to the sun & moon (respectively) because they got tired of playing with people.

I wish i had a private airplane.
 

Max1996

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Granted, but it fell apart during the first flight.

I wish there were Pokemon in real life.
 

GeekyGamerZack

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Granted, but now every human and non-mammal is a Pokémon, and every mammal is a human. Hope you like being carried inside a tiny, round object! :p

I wish for the next poster in this thread to win an all-expenses-paid trip to the Pokémon region of their choice with P1,000,000 spending money. (It's nice to be nice!) :LOL:
 

Max1996

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Granted, but I'm forced to stay at the villain team's hideout, where they rob me as soon as I arrive.

I wish I had millions.
 

GeekyGamerZack

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Granted, but now each other populated world in the Solar System is at war with itself.

I wish Bart Simpson would stop drinking Zygarde Core (aka Squishy).
 

Max1996

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Granted, but there's no power cord.

I wish I was famous.
 

NoirGrimoir

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Granted, you're an internationally wanted criminal.

I wish I had a sandwich right now.
 

GeekyGamerZack

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Granted, but the filling is crumbled-up stale bread mixed with flavourless mayo.

I wish Pikachese was a much more complex language.
 

NoirGrimoir

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Granted, the language is so complex that it's incomprehensible to mortal beings.

I wish my room was clean.
 

Max1996

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Granted, but it's completely empty now.

I wish I had a ton of money.
 

Wispy Willow

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Granted. A literal ton of money is headed your way as I type. Try and wear a helmet, OK?

I wish that every typo and/or autocorrect mistake on the internet would be changed to what the person who typed said message origonally intended to spell.
 
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