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Corrupt a Wish v2

GeekyGamerZack

My OTHER mount is a dragon!
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Granted, but it's all melted.

I wish chocolate didn't give me migraines (I haven't eaten it in nearly a decade due to this fact).
 

Max1996

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Granted. It kills you after a single bite, so you won't feel any migraines.

I wish for a lifetime supply of candy.
 

NoirGrimoir

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Granted, the candy is all earwax flavored jellybeans.

I wish I had a pet serval.
 

GeekyGamerZack

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Granted, but it proves to be so costly that you need to take two extra jobs in order to take care of her and meet her needs.

I wish I could decide which breed of dog to have first when I get Nintendogs + Cats: Shiba, Maltese, Cavalier, Husky or Labrador.
 
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Lone_Garurumon

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Granted, but you can never get the game.

I wish there was a use.
 

NoirGrimoir

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Granted, there is one, but the situation in which it would be useful is so unlikely that it's still practically useless.

I wish I could see in the dark.
 

GeekyGamerZack

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Granted, but you can no longer see while it's bright.

I wish I knew why people can't even.
 

NoirGrimoir

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Granted, you know why people can't even, but now you can't even either.

I wish I had a kitten.
 

Lone_Garurumon

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Granted, but the kitten is cursed.

I wish I could fly.
 

Max1996

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Granted, but they're all expired.

I wish I had enough money to fill the largest safe in the world.
 

GeekyGamerZack

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Granted, but a team of master thieves steals it all in a grand heist.

I wish there's no place like home...there's no place like home...
 

Lone_Garurumon

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Granted, literally every place that is not home ceases to exist.

I wish to be all powerful!
 

Random Punster

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Granted you now in the top percentage of all Zubats, but you are still a Zubat.

I wish to have infinite things to count.
 

Max1996

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Granted, but now, all you can do is count for the rest of your life.

I wish I had chocolate ice cream.
 

Random Punster

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Granted, but now, all you can do is count for the rest of your life.

That is my greatest desire!
AH AH AH AH AH!!!!

Anyway, you get your chocolate ice cream, but it melts while you are trying to count the sprinkles.

I wish that everybody loved counting as much as I do!
 

Lone_Garurumon

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Granted, but society falls apart due to the fact that all everyone is doing is counting.

I wish that Zubats ruled the world
 

Wispy Willow

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Granted. The entire world collapses into chaos due to everyone attcking themselves.

I wish for some soup.
 

Revenge of the Boyega

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Granted, but it was fed to a turkey which regurgitated it into your soup bowl with some stomach acid and scraps thrown in. Enjoy!

I wish for a Princess Peach signature. :(
 
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