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Corrupt a Wish v2

Max1996

Silver Guardian of the Sea
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Granted, but now you're stuck doing nothing but post in this forum.

I wish I lost weight.
 

GeekyGamerZack

My OTHER mount is a dragon!
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Granted, you are now living on-board the International Space Station indefinitely.

I wish I could think of a better wish than this...
 

ocelotlrama jaguar

Fluffy with 80% more spots!
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I'll make one for you- you wish for a car that's shaped like a chicken

I wish I had a dollar for every time I said the word "I."
 

Lone_Garurumon

I'm a spark that won't go out...
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Granted, but they all have the same serial number, making them useless for any transaction.

I wish I could understand my biology work
 

Revenge of the Boyega

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Granted, but you forget how to read so now a scary Samuel L. Jackson is tutoring you. Enjoy!

I wish the two dreamy guys at Woolworth's would notice me more
 

Wispy Willow

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Granted, they start stalking you.

I wish to become a gloworm, as I have heard that they are never glum.
 

NoirGrimoir

Girl with the Ghosts
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Granted, you are a gloworm, but they are actually glum all the time and so are you.

I wish I hadn't just watched The Hateful Eight because it was hella long and not that good.
 

Revenge of the Boyega

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Granted, instead you watched High School Musical and now your taste in music has regressed to such an extent you're banned from life. :p

I wish my big brother was staying longer... :(
 

Wispy Willow

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Granted, but every single member of your familly, living or dead, decides to join you.

I wish for a new Sonic game that isn't related to Sonic Boom in any way.
 

Wispy Willow

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Granted, enjoy your copy of Kirby's Adventure Wii... Which doesn't work due to being from a different region then your console.

I wish for a cake.
 

Lone_Garurumon

I'm a spark that won't go out...
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Granted, you received an avocado cake, one of the most hideous atrocities to all of cakedom.

I wish I could go fast
 

ArvAl

Not gone yet. I refuse
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Granted. And your puppy has rabies.

I wish this wish was ignored.
 

Lone_Garurumon

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Granted, everything about you is now ignored.

I wish I had all 7 Dragonballs
 

ArvAl

Not gone yet. I refuse
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Granted. But your wish never come true.

I wish I can see KM again.
 

Revenge of the Boyega

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Granted, but he was under surveillance by the CIA so you were arrested, interrogated with nippy rabbits and they framed you for killing Kennedy

I wish my rabbit would stop having bowl trouble so I could cuddle him
 

ArvAl

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Granted, but your rabbit became savage and eats everyone.

I wish no more bats at F&G. No offense.
 

Icy Wind

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Granted, but since i also don't want to have bats, your wish is ignored.(sadly...)

I wish someone would tell me why is the forums have a "bat" theme now...
 
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