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Corrupt a Wish v2

Wispy Willow

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Granted. Nothing happens because you failed to specify what you wanted in your wish.

I wish for stuff.
 

ArvAl

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Granted, and it's also failed because you didn't say the specific stuff.

I wish Trump doesn't win. Good luck.
 

ArvAl

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Granted. Beauty ads now spreads.

I wish things would go back to normal in F&G
 

Lone_Garurumon

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Granted, as April 1 is pretty much over in all timezones, but F&G returns to its normal, boring non-battiness.

EDIT: I wish I made a wish
 

ArvAl

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Granted, with an edit sign for real.

I win April fools made with prank rules.
 

Kung Fu Ferret

Hey, Lois! Look at me, I'm a shiny Pokémon!
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Granted, but you are banned after a week for a bad joke.

I wish I had a pet honey badger.
 

GeekyGamerZack

My OTHER mount is a dragon!
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Granted. Hope you like Planet SR388, home of the resurgent Metroid population!

I wish I had more than one friend in Miitomo.
 

Zexy

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You get floods of them, which means you get overwhelmed with notifications.

I wish I didn't get bored this easily.
 

ArvAl

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Granted, however your nail grows again.

I wish phones are never been so expensive.
 

Lone_Garurumon

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Granted, but since you're generally paying for quality, all phones are two dollar pieces of shit

I wish to Shenron to be all powerful (haha, I win, Shenron always grant wishes as the wisher envisions it)
 

Wispy Willow

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Then I'm afraid I can't grant that wish since A. I'm not Shenron and B. I don't know how you envision something 'all-powerful.' :p

I wish for psychic powers.
 

Lone_Garurumon

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Granted, you are now a telepath. You can't turn off your powers and you learn the absolutely messed up stuff people think about.
Then I'm afraid I can't grant that wish since A. I'm not Shenron and B. I don't know how you envision something 'all-powerful.' :p.
DAMN

I wish I wasn't so dumb
 

GeekyGamerZack

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Granted, you are now so clever that everyone else you meet seem like idiots, meaning you can no longer have a deep, meaningful and, most of all, intelligent conversation with anyone ever again.

I wish I could donate a generous sum of money to charity.
 

GeekyGamerZack

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Granted, but you are left with so much free time that you quickly grow bored.

I wish I knew what went through the mind of a Swirlix.
 

ArvAl

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Granted. Now your mind can't be separated from Swirlix.

I wish puns are so bad.
 
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