Corrupt a Wish v2

[ArvAl]

Granted. And he/she's joking.

I wish for letter I

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted. Nothing happens because you failed to specify what you wanted in your wish.

I wish for stuff.

 

[ArvAl]

Granted, and it's also failed because you didn't say the specific stuff.

I wish Trump doesn't win. Good luck.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted. I am not corrupting this wish.

I wish infomercials ceased to exist.

 

[ArvAl]

Granted. Beauty ads now spreads.

I wish things would go back to normal in F&G

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

Granted, as April 1 is pretty much over in all timezones, but F&G returns to its normal, boring non-battiness.

EDIT: I wish I made a wish

 

[ArvAl]

Granted, with an edit sign for real.

I win April fools made with prank rules.

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

Granted, but you are banned after a week for a bad joke.

I wish I had a pet honey badger.

 

[Chibster]

Granted, but honey badger don't care.

I wish for another vacation!

 

[GeekyGamerZack]

Granted. Hope you like Planet SR388, home of the resurgent Metroid population!

I wish I had more than one friend in Miitomo.

 

[Zexy]

You get floods of them, which means you get overwhelmed with notifications.

I wish I didn't get bored this easily.

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Granted, you get bored SOO easily that even if you were having a seizure you'd be bored

I wish I had short nails

 

[ArvAl]

Granted, however your nail grows again.

I wish phones are never been so expensive.

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

Granted, but since you're generally paying for quality, all phones are two dollar pieces of shit

I wish to Shenron to be all powerful (haha, I win, Shenron always grant wishes as the wisher envisions it)

 

[Wispy Willow]

Then I'm afraid I can't grant that wish since A. I'm not Shenron and B. I don't know how you envision something 'all-powerful.'

I wish for psychic powers.

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

Granted, you are now a telepath. You can't turn off your powers and you learn the absolutely messed up stuff people think about.

Then I'm afraid I can't grant that wish since A. I'm not Shenron and B. I don't know how you envision something 'all-powerful.' .

DAMN

I wish I wasn't so dumb

 

[GeekyGamerZack]

Granted, you are now so clever that everyone else you meet seem like idiots, meaning you can no longer have a deep, meaningful and, most of all, intelligent conversation with anyone ever again.

I wish I could donate a generous sum of money to charity.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, you can already.

I wish for the ability to function without sleep.

 

[GeekyGamerZack]

Granted, but you are left with so much free time that you quickly grow bored.

I wish I knew what went through the mind of a Swirlix.

 

[ArvAl]

Granted. Now your mind can't be separated from Swirlix.

I wish puns are so bad.