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Corrupt a Wish v2

Max1996

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Granted, but now you are blamed for being the cause of disasters.

I wish I had a Typhlosion.
 

GeekyGamerZack

My OTHER mount is a dragon!
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Granted, you are now watching Looker of the International Police as he "secretly" plays Poké Soccer in your local park, sporting ground or public outdoor area with some random individuals that he "assigned to the match".

I wish I knew why my imagination didn't mature as I reached adulthood.
 

Lone_Garurumon

I'm a spark that won't go out...
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Granted, its a sign that you will never grow up and become more mature... Not so convinced I'm giving a downside here.

I wish I could construct my brilliant Eggmanland
 

GeekyGamerZack

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Granted, but you are kidnapped by the henchbots of someone who only identifies himself as "Dr. R", who immediately roboticises you for "stealing" his idea.

I wish for the next wisher to receive their favourite treat.
 

Lone_Garurumon

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Granted, you are instantly forced into a tiny prison and deposited into a daycare where you are used as a sex slave for your superior IVs over and over and over so that your trainer can obtain a shiny Ralts with perfect IVs.
also lol you got ninja'd

I wish I had a banana
 

DracoMan

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Granted, you get pwned by a Mega Scizor.

All I ask is a tall ship, and a star to steer it by.
 

Gengarzilla

"What do you mean, my Gengarite is contraband?!"
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Granted, the local Magikarp in your town's pond all evolve and destroy everything.

I wish Shadow Tag could catch Ghost types again.
 

lovandra

Almost always on Tapatalk.
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Granted now Pokemon Language is called English. While 'old English' is called Pokemon Language.

I wish for a new car.
 

MassiveShock11

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Granted, it explodes when you first drive it.

I wish I can visit people's dreams (like the Gardevoir from the first PMD).
 

Lone_Garurumon

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Granted, you are driven to suicide by the messed up stuff people dream about.

I wish I was a pineapple
 

GeekyGamerZack

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Granted, but you soon realise that people are generally weirded out by talking fruit.

I wish I hadn't discovered The High Fructose Adventures of Annoying Orange...
 

GeekyGamerZack

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Granted, enjoy your Vanillnite. (By the way, the corrupted part is the awful pun, not the Pokémon it Mega Evolves. Vanilluxe is awesome. :))

I wish Game Freak would choose a Mega Flygon that makes everyone happy. :LOL:
 
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