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Corrupt a Wish v2

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Granted, the world became so obsessed to Pokemon that it caused crisis.

I wish for an Absol plushie.
 
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Granted, but it comes to life and eats humans.

I wish for all the popcorn in the world.
 
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Granted, now people are angry of you because you have all the popcorn.

I wish I was a Pikachu.
 
My OTHER mount is a dragon!
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Granted, but a Trainer imprisons you inside a tiny sphere which simulates an ideal Pika-Paradise for you, making you never want to leave.

I wish the next poster a wonderful day! :LOL:
 
My OTHER mount is a dragon!
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Granted, but everyone in Japan refers to you as "Sirnight".

I wish, you wish, we all wish for fresh fish!
 
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Granted, I did not corrupt it. FRESH FISH FOR EVERYONE!

I wish Rule 34, 35, and 63 did not exist. By the way, they are internet rules.
 
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Granted, but it was already corrupted before I got to it.

We want...a shrubbery!
 
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I can't really do much here, since the words 'I wish' weren't used.

I wish for some chocolate, preferably the non-poisoned veriety.
 
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Granted, but even if it is non-poisoned, it has a bomb. It exploded when you are about to eat.

I wish for max EVs and IVs.
 
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Granted, you now have a Lv. 100 Magikarp with perfect IVs and 255 EVs in Special Attack.

I wish I could try competitive battling, but it seems really complicated and daunting... :unsure:
 
"What do you mean, my Gengarite is contraband?!"
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Granted, all of your opponents use Unown that spell out "GITGUD".

I wish for a corrupted wish.
 
My OTHER mount is a dragon!
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Granted, your wish is now corrupted. In other words, redundant wish leads to redundant corruption.

I wish I knew what makes the word "redundant" so much fun to say. :LOL:
 
Absol is best poke N/A
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Granted, but that's because its just you.

I wish for my shiny zorua to show up already.
 
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Granted, but they're all the same colour.

I wish people would stop referring to macarons as "macaroons". They're both completely different things!
 
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Granted, but macarons actual spelling is switched with macaroons.

I wish Geoff would get a shiny when I'm on stream.
 
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Granted, he gets a shiny Magikarp with three perfect IVs.

I wish RagnorokX could have a shiny Zorua.
 
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Granted, but his game glitched after he got his shiny. Now he needs to restart.

I wish that more talking Pokemon will appear in the anime.
 
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