Corrupt a Wish v2

[ArvAl]

Granted, and the humans starts to die as each one talking Pokemon emerges.

I wish jail is full.

 

[RagnorokX]

Granted, but its only in one episode when team rocket accidentally cloned meowth.
Ninja'd

Granted but you're also in it.
I wish I knew whether to evolve my shiny zorua or not.

 

[Chibster]

Granted, but it escapes so you couldn't even make a decision anymore.

I wish for a huge jar of pickles!

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

Granted, but you can't open your pickle jar.

I wish I had some candy

 

[RagnorokX]

Granted, but it will kill you if you eat it.

I wish I wasn't so tired so I could actually be productive.

 

[Gengarzilla]

Granted, you become productive..... inside your dreams.

I wish Flygon could Mega Evolve.

 

[RagnorokX]

Granted, but its only in a fan game.

 

[MassiveShock11]

No wish found...

I wish I can use telepathy.

 

[RagnorokX]

Granted, but its only with an insane man who wants to kill you.

I wish I had actually made a wish in my last post.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, your wish is actually "I wish all must die."

I wish Gardevoir and Lopunny R34 did not exist.

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

Granted, Gedevoir and Lopunny Rule 34 becomes their natural state, and so not technically an invocation of rule 34.

I wish I could find my pants.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, but your pants are broken.

I wish I was a clairvoyant.

 

[ArvAl]

Granted. Now you're seeing an end of the world.

I wish there are no Linkin Park reference.

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

Granted, there is a Justin Beiber reference instead, and that's much worse.

I wish I had super speed

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but you end up running into a wall, killing you instantly.

I wish I had a lot of money.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted. *Drops a literal ton of money on ^* ...We've been through this before, haven't we?

I wish I had more origonal ideas.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, you got more original ideas but you misspelled a word in your wish. Now, you found out that your "origonal" ideas are really copied from someone.

I wish Game Freak fixed the messed up gender ratios like the ones on Fennekin and its evos, Gardevoir, Mr. Mime, etc.

 

[Max1996]

Granted, those are fixed. However, the more logical gender ratios are now all messed up instead.

I wish I had a 3DS.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, but it's a bootleg 3DS.

I wish I was a Pikachu.

 

[ArvAl]

Granted. You've now being sended to Ash Ketchum. Deal with it.

I wish I was a fueled plane.