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Corrupt a Wish v2

ArvAl

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Granted, and the humans starts to die as each one talking Pokemon emerges.

I wish jail is full.
 

RagnorokX

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Granted, but its only in one episode when team rocket accidentally cloned meowth.
Ninja'd

Granted but you're also in it.
I wish I knew whether to evolve my shiny zorua or not.
 

Chibster

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Granted, but it escapes so you couldn't even make a decision anymore.

I wish for a huge jar of pickles!
 

Lone_Garurumon

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Granted, but you can't open your pickle jar.

I wish I had some candy
 

RagnorokX

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Granted, but it will kill you if you eat it.

I wish I wasn't so tired so I could actually be productive.
 

Gengarzilla

"What do you mean, my Gengarite is contraband?!"
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Granted, you become productive..... inside your dreams.

I wish Flygon could Mega Evolve.
 

RagnorokX

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Granted, but its only with an insane man who wants to kill you.

I wish I had actually made a wish in my last post.
 

MassiveShock11

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Granted, your wish is actually "I wish all must die."

I wish Gardevoir and Lopunny R34 did not exist.
 

Lone_Garurumon

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Granted, Gedevoir and Lopunny Rule 34 becomes their natural state, and so not technically an invocation of rule 34.

I wish I could find my pants.
 

ArvAl

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Granted. Now you're seeing an end of the world.

I wish there are no Linkin Park reference.
 

Lone_Garurumon

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Granted, there is a Justin Beiber reference instead, and that's much worse.

I wish I had super speed
 

Max1996

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Granted, but you end up running into a wall, killing you instantly.

I wish I had a lot of money.
 

Wispy Willow

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Granted. *Drops a literal ton of money on ^* ...We've been through this before, haven't we?

I wish I had more origonal ideas.
 

MassiveShock11

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Granted, you got more original ideas but you misspelled a word in your wish. Now, you found out that your "origonal" ideas are really copied from someone.

I wish Game Freak fixed the messed up gender ratios like the ones on Fennekin and its evos, Gardevoir, Mr. Mime, etc.
 

Max1996

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Granted, those are fixed. However, the more logical gender ratios are now all messed up instead.

I wish I had a 3DS.
 

ArvAl

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Granted. You've now being sended to Ash Ketchum. Deal with it.

I wish I was a fueled plane.
 
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