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Corrupt a Wish v2

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Granted, but you explode on your first flight.

I wish for a lifetime supply of milk chocolate.
 
The Lunatic Is On The Grass
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Granted and you're chocolate is expired.

I wish a fridge lands on Max (lol)
 
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Granted, but the fridge teleports when it is about to crash and it lands on you instead.

I wish I could make a Gardevoir out of slugs, blobs, and ghosts. Amorphous egg group anyone?
 
Absol is best poke N/A
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Thats already done.

I wish I hadn't procrastinated yesterday.
 
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Granted, but you procrastinated a lot the next day.

I wish I had the power to slam people onto walls.
 
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Granted, you can only slam yourself into walls with such force you would die.

I wish I could megaman would stop shooting in your signature.
 
"What do you mean, my Gengarite is contraband?!"
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Granted, he shoots the Absol in your signature instead.

I wish I could think up a wish right now.
 
Absol is best poke N/A
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Granted, but its the wish that you just wished so you're in an infinite loop.

I wish for Donald Trump to stop running in for president.
 
¡Prepárate a morir!
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Granted. Then Cruz wins the nomination.

I wish we had a good candidate running for president.
 
"What do you mean, my Gengarite is contraband?!"
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Granted, you end up breaking them.

I wish for more than three wishes.
 
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Granted, You now have three wishes on my good friend Shahra, she's currently in a book. Good luck.

I wish that I was taller
 
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Granted, but now you're so tall that you end up not being able to enter the door of your own house.

I wish i could live eternal happiness.
 
"What do you mean, my Gengarite is contraband?!"
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Granted, you now live as an eternal Blissey/Happinas.

I wish that Mismagius could be more useful.
 
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Granted, but it is now so OP that people hate you for having one.

I wish a fridge fell on me.
 
"What do you mean, my Gengarite is contraband?!"
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Granted, it's an empty fridge.

I wish Pokémon S/M came out tomorrow.
 
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Granted, it really happened. Now, you're dead.Ninja'd.
Granted, it was a bootleg.

I wish for psychic powers.
 
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Granted, you now have the ability Telepathy. Which you can't turn off. Good luck going to sleep at night.

I wish I had the ability Insomnia.
 
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Granted, but you slowly die from sleep deprivation.

I wish I can manipulate time and space to dunk on people.
 
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