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Corrupt a Wish v2

Lone_Garurumon

I'm a spark that won't go out...
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Granted, but the coding is corrupted so your game is irreparably damaged, never to function again.

I wish I was max level
 

MassiveShock11

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Granted, you were a max level Magikarp with an Everstone and bad skillset.

I wish all the games on Steam are free.
 

Max1996

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Granted, but you have not enough money to keep paying the electricity bill. As a result, you can't access your free Steam games in any way.

I wish I won the lottery jackpot.
 

Max1996

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Granted, you're now being hunted by every Pokemon poacher working in Johto.

I wish Ash won the Kalos League.
 

Lone_Garurumon

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Granted, he has finally achieved his dream, giving him nothing more to work towards forcing us to get a new, possibly competent protagonist... Wait, where is the bad here?

I wish I was a Pokemon Master
 

Max1996

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Granted, but now everyone wants to battle you.

I wish Clemont's inventions didn't explode.
 

Wispy Willow

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Granted, but he soon goes down the path of mad science and enslaves the entire world or something.

I wish for nothing to happen as a result of this wish.
 

GeekyGamerZack

My OTHER mount is a dragon!
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Granted, you just used Splash...but nothing happened.

I wish others could see the value of a Lv. 19 Magikarp.
 

Max1996

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Granted, they can see nothing.

I wish my eyesight was better.
 

GeekyGamerZack

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Granted, but now your senses of smell and taste are a lot weaker...and I just baked delicious treats for everyone. :(

I wish the next poster would win a fantastic prize in a competition. :LOL:
 

Lone_Garurumon

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Granted, I won $1,365,463,216,354,651,464... Yeah like I'm gonna corrupt that.

I wish Sun & Moon were out
 

Max1996

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Granted, but they've become horrible due to being rushed.

I wish I could actually come up with a wish.
 

GeekyGamerZack

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Granted, but the wish somehow became corrupted.

I wish for there to be a new Pokémon based on delicious food in Gen VII, in the same vein as Vanillite and Swirlix in the past two generations.
 

GeekyGamerZack

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Granted, but a Trainer found you in the wild and attempted to catch you...but their Pokémon accidentally knocked you out with a critical hit, meaning they didn't get to catch you, whereas you technically escaped and remained free from a Trainer's control once you recovered...wait a minute...that's actually beneficial for you, meaning a non-corrupted outcome. Whoops.

I wish I knew the etymology of the word "whoops".
 

ocelotlrama jaguar

Fluffy with 80% more spots!
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Granted. It comes from the Latin word "whoopsus," popularized by Augustus Caesar when he accidentally fed the wrong prisoner to his lions.

I wish I could be a lazy bum all day.
 

GeekyGamerZack

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Granted, but you're the kind of bum you don't want to be. As in the part of the body upon which people sit. Don't worry, it's just for today. I hope you haven't eaten beans, though.

I wish I knew why my lap disappears whenever I stand up.
 
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