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Corrupt a Wish v2

My OTHER mount is a dragon!
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Granted, some bozo just threw a cream pie at you. Bon appetit!

EDIT: Don't worry, Etrian Oddity. I threw a pie at that bozo in the Throw Something thread. Justice has been served. You're welcome. :)

I wish more North Americans were aware of the deliciousness that is the meat pie.
 
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Granted. Now ONLY North Americans are aware of it.

I wish for a snack.
 
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Granted, here's a chunky steak pie. Noone should be denied the right to delicious food. :LOL:

I wish there was stronger evidence to support Litten's final evolution being Fire/Ground, and Popplio's being Water/Fighting.
 
Fluffy with 80% more spots!
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Granted, but Litten will be the Water/Fighting and Popplio will be the Fire/Ground. =P

I wish I can fly a kite without it getting caught in a tree.
 
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Granted, but every other person flying a kite gets their kite caught in a tree 100% at a time, so you are now the last kite flyer.

I wish I was the forum webmaster.
 
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Granted, but the forum is no longer called Bulbagarden; instead, it is now Kirliagarden. Now unrecognisable, members and visitors alike cease to go to the forums almost overnight, leading to a rapid decline of the entire Kirliagarden community.

Wow, that was deep. I wish I knew how I came up with that...
 
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Granted, you mind is actually much more twisted than you thought, and the relisation drives you mad.

I wish Mythbusters wasn't ending
 
My OTHER mount is a dragon!
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Granted, the myth that Mythbusters is ending is itself busted, meaning many more years of busted myths to come.

I wish I knew how a fudge sundae tasted... (stoopid chocolate-triggered migraines)
 
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Granted, no one should be without the taste of chocolate. It is magnificent.

I wish I could win Kingdom of Pokemon
 
*Shivers*
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Granted, but everyone that lost hates you so much that no one will ever nominate you for another round of kingdom of pokemon.

I wish i had a red star from super mario galaxy.
 
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Granted, but it only lasts temporarily, and disappears after a single use.

I wish I knew if konpeito (the Japanese candy which was the inspiration for Star Bits) is available to buy anywhere in my home city.
 
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Granted. You find out that it is available, but you will never be able to afford it because it is ridiculously expensive.

I wish that I could get a decent night's sleep.
 
¡Prepárate a morir!
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Granted. You never wake up...

I wish the iPod's browser stops crashing.
 
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Granted, now everything else keeps crashing.

I wish I had the newest iPhone.
 
attempts to comfort the owl.
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Granted. The money you earned is counterfeited and you get convicted with the intend of defraud.

I wish the midterm I just got out for Physics was much easier.
 
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Granted, but all other subjects become much more difficult.

I wish I could fly my own plane.
 
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Granted, but you can only fly a toy plane.

I wish the signature limit here is bigger.
 
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Granted. Go watch Quack Pack, or better yet, the Mighty Ducks cartoon.

I wish I can go to outer space.
 
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