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Corrupt a Wish v2

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Granted, but the other Legendary Pokemon became the weakest.

I wish I knew how to play Mafia games here.
 
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Granted. No-one else knows, leaving you unable to play.
Granted, but the other Legendary Pokemon became the weakest.

I wish I knew how to play Mafia games here.
I have no OBJECTIONS! to this. Lunaala looks bad anyway.

EDIT: I wish I remembered to make a wish.
 
My OTHER mount is a dragon!
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Granted, but you wished for a bubble. It touched your nose and popped, leaving you with bubble juice up your nostrils and constantly blowing bubbles through them.

I wish OO OOK OOK!
 
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Granted, you just wished to explode in monkey.

I wish my OBJECTIONS weren't always rendered invalid by some overzealous defence attorney.
 
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Granted, they're now simply invalid. Your OBJECTION!s no longer have merit.

I wish you well on your Pokémon journey, next poster.
 
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Granted, but everypne else's Pokémon journey becomes terrible as a result.

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
 
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Granted, now it's become an enormous sea serpent that is able to destroy entire cities in a rage.

I wish I knew what a marinated kangaroo steak burger tasted like...mmm...
 
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Granted. It's Friday the 13th.

I wish teddy bears are tedious (not a pun).
 
"What do you mean, my Gengarite is contraband?!"
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Granted, they're all highly aggressive Ursaring now.

I wish HMs didn't exist.
 
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Granted, now Trainers can no longer teach their Pokémon to Cut down small trees, Fly from town to town, Surf across bodies of water, push enormous boulders with their Strength, climb up Waterfalls...basically, it means every past Pokémon game cannot be completed as HMs don't exist.

I wish there was more than one TM which contained a Fairy-type move.
 
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Graanted, the other TM is Baby-Doll eyes.

I wish I had a WiiU sos I could play Batonetta 2
 
Fluffy with 80% more spots!
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Granted, but you can't play it since the Wii U is from a different region.

I wish I could be good at ping pong.
 
¡Prepárate a morir!
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Granted. But you are only good at pingponging in forums and get in trouble with the mods.

I wish Vermin Supreme was the next President of the United States.
 
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Granted, US became terrible.

I wish for a level 100 Arceus with max EVs and IVs.
 
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Granted, it is so powerful it destroys the world.

I wish the English dub skipped the filler episodes to release episodes with plot quicker.
 
21 years...... Still here!
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Granted, but they said every week new EPS so take what you will.

I wish SM was here already goddamn it!
 
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Granted. With bugs as DLC.

I wish...nothing.
 
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Granted, but you get something..... It's a Magikarp whose moveset is only full of Splash and using it glitches the game.

I wish that the Pokemon professors recognized the differences of boys and girls.
 
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