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Corrupt a Wish v2

Lone_Garurumon

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Granted, you are in outer space. Not in a ship, not in a space suit, just exactly as you are, a jaguar doesn't tend to last long in space. Oh look: Deoxys! Oh but it doesn't matter 'cause you're dead.

I wish Solgaleo would be the greatest Legendary Pokemon the world has ever seen!
 

MassiveShock11

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Granted, but the other Legendary Pokemon became the weakest.

I wish I knew how to play Mafia games here.
 

Lone_Garurumon

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Granted. No-one else knows, leaving you unable to play.
Granted, but the other Legendary Pokemon became the weakest.

I wish I knew how to play Mafia games here.
I have no OBJECTIONS! to this. Lunaala looks bad anyway.

EDIT: I wish I remembered to make a wish.
 

GeekyGamerZack

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Granted, but you wished for a bubble. It touched your nose and popped, leaving you with bubble juice up your nostrils and constantly blowing bubbles through them.

I wish OO OOK OOK!
 

Lone_Garurumon

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Granted, you just wished to explode in monkey.

I wish my OBJECTIONS weren't always rendered invalid by some overzealous defence attorney.
 

GeekyGamerZack

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Granted, they're now simply invalid. Your OBJECTION!s no longer have merit.

I wish you well on your Pokémon journey, next poster.
 

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Granted, but everypne else's Pokémon journey becomes terrible as a result.

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
 

GeekyGamerZack

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Granted, now it's become an enormous sea serpent that is able to destroy entire cities in a rage.

I wish I knew what a marinated kangaroo steak burger tasted like...mmm...
 

Gengarzilla

"What do you mean, my Gengarite is contraband?!"
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Granted, they're all highly aggressive Ursaring now.

I wish HMs didn't exist.
 

GeekyGamerZack

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Granted, now Trainers can no longer teach their Pokémon to Cut down small trees, Fly from town to town, Surf across bodies of water, push enormous boulders with their Strength, climb up Waterfalls...basically, it means every past Pokémon game cannot be completed as HMs don't exist.

I wish there was more than one TM which contained a Fairy-type move.
 

Lone_Garurumon

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Graanted, the other TM is Baby-Doll eyes.

I wish I had a WiiU sos I could play Batonetta 2
 

ocelotlrama jaguar

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Granted, but you can't play it since the Wii U is from a different region.

I wish I could be good at ping pong.
 

PaulTheProtist

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Granted. But you are only good at pingponging in forums and get in trouble with the mods.

I wish Vermin Supreme was the next President of the United States.
 

Max1996

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Granted, it is so powerful it destroys the world.

I wish the English dub skipped the filler episodes to release episodes with plot quicker.
 

Poke Trey

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Granted, but they said every week new EPS so take what you will.

I wish SM was here already goddamn it!
 

MassiveShock11

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Granted, but you get something..... It's a Magikarp whose moveset is only full of Splash and using it glitches the game.

I wish that the Pokemon professors recognized the differences of boys and girls.
 
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