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Corrupt a Wish v2

Lone_Garurumon

I'm a spark that won't go out...
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Granted, due to a typo, you now have a cleaver knife.

I wish I was an Ace Attorney
 

GeekyGamerZack

My OTHER mount is a dragon!
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Granted, you are now a copy of an Ace Attorney series game.

I wish I knew the meaning of chicken salad sandwiches.
 

Wispy Willow

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Granted, but you forget what *insert important familly member/friend here*'s face looks like.

I wish for photographic memory.
 

GeekyGamerZack

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Granted, you now remember every photograph you ever see with perfect clarity.

I wish for the next poster's wish to be granted without their wish being corrupted.
 

Max1996

Silver Guardian of the Sea
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Granted, but now no wish after that will be granted.

I wish I had an Ash-Greninja.
 

RagnorokX

Absol is best poke N/A
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Granted(?), you could of had a wish uncorrupted but you didn't make one.

I wish I was actually good at a competitive level of games I play.
 

Wispy Willow

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Granted, you become just good enough to be considered 'average'.

I wish I was great competitive Pokkén.
 

Lone_Garurumon

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Granted, due to exact wording, you are now a copy of Pokken used for competitive play.

I wish I could get an acceptable Shinx that doesn't have Rivalry.
 

GeekyGamerZack

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Granted, but he wished for Taco Tuesdays to no longer exist.

I wish I bought that Magikarp from the shady salesperson in the Route 4 Pokémon Center, only to learn that I could have caught one for free later.
 

Revenge of the Boyega

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Granted, you love and nurture it until it evolves into Glitchmon and every Pokemon you own twerks while you're choosing a move

I wish someone cared what I'm feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelin'! (impossible not to quote lyrics)
 

Wispy Willow

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Granted. One person in the entire universe cares about your emotions. Everyone else is rendered phyisally incapable of caring about you in any way, shape or form.

I wish for a good night's sleep.
 

Max1996

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Granted, but you can never wake up.

I wish for money.
 

Wispy Willow

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Granted, here's all the money you could ever need.

*A lietral ton of money drops on ^'s head*

...Oops.


I wish for perfect hindsight.
 

GeekyGamerZack

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Granted, you are now able to see what's happening behind you without turning your head.

I wish I knew why crane games seem to be rigged...
 

RagnorokX

Absol is best poke N/A
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Granted, But you wasted your wish on something common sense could of told you.

I wish I wasn't a terrible person.
 

Gengarzilla

"What do you mean, my Gengarite is contraband?!"
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Granted, now you're a horrible person.

I wish the Illuminate ability was useful.
 
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