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Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted but you see them having fun without you

I wish I could look awesome while cosplaying PkMn Trainer RED
 
Granted, but some kid dressed as Gold will come kick your ass, and you will disappear

I wish for honesty
 
Granted, you are now completely honest, but no one else is.

I wish for a 16 gigabyte SD card.
 
Granted, but it has the most destructive computer virus ever created on it.

I wish I had a sailboat.
 
Granted, but they are VERY stale.

I wish I could stop the high pitched beeping coming from my MP3 player.
 
Granted, but it turns into a high pitched endless loop of "Friday".
 
I wish you could remember that you're supposed to make a wish.
 
Granted, but my wish that I remember to make is...

"I wish DracoMan was dead or suffering."
 
Granted, he is going to get massive retaliation on you for making him suffer

I wish for the perfect Tyranitar
 
Granted, he is going to get massive retaliation on you for making him suffer

I wish for the perfect Tyranitar
 
Granted, obtaining this Tyranitar requires you to listen to a duet between Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black that costs several billions of dollars to attend.

I wish I had something to eat for lunch. ._.;
 
Granted, but it is so repulsive that you refuse to ever eat again, and die from starvation.

I wish I didn't forget to make a wish again last time because I had to sleep. >.>
 
Granted, you didn't sleep at all, and probably never will

I wish to see Book of Mormon: The Musical
 
Granted, but it's actually a Vanillish that just used Acid Armour.

I wish I could go to Japan.
 
Granted, but you have to swim there in freezing cold water

I wish I could have gone to Hawaii
 
Granted, but you gain an energy overload.

I wish for a nice pair of tube socks.
 
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