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Corrupt a Wish v2

Kirby4ever

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Granted, you slowed down time and then you get attacked and killed by Dialga because you slowed down time, and Dialga sets the time back to normal.

I wish I can turn the world into a duck.
 

nishthelegendarytrainer

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Granted, but all those ducks attack you with surf and fill your ears and nose with water.
I wish I was Arceus' trainer in anime.
 

RagnorokX

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Granted, but arceus removes you from existence.

I wish that I was telekinetic.
 

ocelotlrama jaguar

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Granted. Now you can only read the thoughts of gravel and it'll be the only thing you'll be able to pick up with your mind.

I wish it was 9 PM already.
 

Max1996

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Granted. It is 9PM forever.

I wish for a freshly baked, edible chocolate cake.
 

ocelotlrama jaguar

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Granted, but you'll have to eat the whole thing in one sitting. It's also a 6 pound cake. Hope you made room!

I wish I could have a robotic arm that shoots lasers and gives me super strength.
 

Shenili

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Granted, but you still have two arms so you need to cut your arm off to have it.

I wish for my shoes to grow bigger every time they're too small for me.
 

nishthelegendarytrainer

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Granted, but those shoes continue to grow uncontrolably and consume you in that dark and stinky world forever.
I wish someone translated all the comics in the world into english and gifted them to me.
 

RagnorokX

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Granted, but they drew all over the pictures as well.

I wish I had Dialga as a pet.
 

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Granted, Dialga destroys your entire house and the other houses around your house, so now you have to pay billions of dollars in damages while people are suing you. Dialga then leaves since it's not his problem and he doesn't care.

I wish that my brother has every single car in his racing game and he got them for free.
 

RagnorokX

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Granted, but the game crashes every time he tries to use them.

I wish I had the ability for teleportation so I could exploit pokemon go.
 

nishthelegendarytrainer

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Granted, but everytime you try to teleport, you end up right infront of a speeding car, and shatter all of your bones(ouch!).
I wish my parents allowed me to have pizza for breakfast, lunch and dinner everyday.
 

ocelotlrama jaguar

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Granted, but soon you get sick of it, want something else, but pizza is all you are getting from your parents.

I wish I can go to Pluto.
 

Lone_Garurumon

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Granted, but as jaguars are not capable of surviving in the temperature or atmosphere (or lack thereof, I don't know much about Pluto), you quickly die.

I wish Opal would get an actual personality in Steven Universe.
 

Usagi-chan

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Granted, but it's so annoying that it ruins the whole show.


I wish I had some delicious waffles!
 

RagnorokX

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Granted, but everyone in your immediate vicinity steals them and eats them because they know how delicious they are.

Make a beautiful remix of "Do It For Her"
 

Lone_Garurumon

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Done, I refuse to corrupt that wish.

I wish I wasn't such a sucker for good songs.
 

ocelotlrama jaguar

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Granted, you'll be a sucker for terrible songs, instead.

I wish I can just stay home and play with my cats.
 

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Granted, you get stale cake with mud for frosting.

I wish there was a Figma of Fluffy Coat Snow Miku!
 
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