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Corrupt a Wish v2

RagnorokX

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What. No idea what I just read so... instead you get a Sigma of Fluffy Coat Snow Miku?

Learn to fly.
 

Wispy Willow

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ERROR 48u: NO WISH DETECTED

Oh, and u is totally a number, why would you think otherwise?

I wish for the ability to understand the language of animals.
 

Lone_Garurumon

I'm a spark that won't go out...
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Granted. It's just nobody realised that animals are total jackasses.

I wish to be able to switch bodies with people.
 

Wispy Willow

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And that was the last we heard from Usagi-chan, as an incredibly large amount of money fell from the sky and crushed her(?) to death. A moment of silence for our fallen comrade.

...

OK that's enough I wish for the inability to die until I reach the end of an average human's life span.
 

ocelotlrama jaguar

Fluffy with 80% more spots!
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Granted. That life span just dropped down to 20, so you are already dead.

I wish I can memorize an encyclopedia.
 

MassiveShock11

Self-Necromancy
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Granted, you forget every other thing, even your identity.

I wish for a butterfly knife to stab people in their backs.
 

Max1996

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Granted, but an enemy Pyro comes with it.

I wish for a tennis set.
 

Wispy Willow

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Granted, you are forced to play a set of tennis matches.

I wish for the ability to control the thoughts of others.
 

MassiveShock11

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Granted, but you cannot control your own thoughts. Get rekt.

I wish for immunity to wish corruptions.
 

PaulTheProtist

¡Prepárate a morir!
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Granted. You get threadbanned for screwing with the rules of the thread.

I wish the Ash Greninja side will lose UvD 34
 

Wispy Willow

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Granted, but any side you join in the future of that game shall lose from this point onwards.

I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

Granted, but you cannot control your own thoughts. Get rekt.
I didn't really control my thoughts in the first place. Get counter-rekt. :p
 

Gengarzilla

"What do you mean, my Gengarite is contraband?!"
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Granted, the fish is a Magikarp that evolves and destroys you.

I wish for the UvD with Ash-Greninja and Mega Charizard X to still be undecided after the Ash vs Alain battle is over.
 

Max1996

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Granted, but it never gets decided.

I wish Ash's Greninja went with him to Alola.
 

ocelotlrama jaguar

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Granted. Ash will not be catching anything in the region to make up for the powerhouse he ended up taking with him.

I wish, for once, that Ash will win a tournament and finally become a Pokemon Master.
 

Lone_Garurumon

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Granted, now that he is finally a master he becomes a boring Martu-Stu that everyone hates even more than before.

I wish for your freedom Genie.
 

Kirby4ever

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Granted, it's the Genie from Aladen and you're forced to live with him and he'll never leave your side as he make your life horrible for the rest of your life.

I wish that the heat wave will end.
 

Wispy Willow

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*Teleports ^ to the Southern Hemisphere* Your wish is granted.

I wish that the next poster's wish is unable to be corrupted.
 

Max1996

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Granted. Yours is corrupted instead.

I wish ^'s wish came true.
 
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