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Corrupt a Wish v2

The Lunatic Is On The Grass
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Granted, in PC.

I wish Mr. Iwata was alive.
 
▲ extremely gay
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kinda dark
but I am a necromancer, not a miracle worker, so he's a zombie

I wish I had an arm cannon like Samus'
 
Maybe sort of alive
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Granted, but it's stuck to you and you can't take it off. Ever.

I wish for a catgirl.
 
Ducks
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Granted, I present to thee a female cat.

I wish for the ability to see the future.
 
Maybe sort of alive
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Granted, you see us smashing.

I wish for a wish.
 
Diving Pokémon
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Granted, but the wish has quickly been undone.

I wish for a Typhlosion.
 
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Granted, but it's in an egg and the Cyndaquil inside levels up slow.

I wish for a Purrloin.
 
NCIS Special Agent
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Granted. You are then robbed of your $500.

All I ask is a tall ship, and a star to steer it by.
 
The Lunatic Is On The Grass
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Granted. Hours later, it sinks.

I Wish Someone Who Response This Shall Die.
 
Maybe sort of alive
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Granted, but it's not your wish-granter.

I wish for a Master Ball.
 
Diving Pokémon
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Granted, but you end up losing it.

I wish for my own Pokemon with a Synchro-form.
 
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Granted, but it soon faints in battle, giving you serious injuries.

I wish for a giant Lapras to ride on.
 
Fluffy with 80% more spots!
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Granted, but I keep it for myself because I want that, too.

I wish I could build robots.
 
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Granted, but they can't be powered or activated.

I wish for a giant Goodra as a buddy.
 
Self-Necromancy
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Granted, the Goodra has terrible stats, nature, EVs, and IVs.

I wish for Pokemon Go supporting lower Android versions.
 
The Lunatic Is On The Grass
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Granted. Unfortunately, battery drains faster.

I wish game disappears *hides*.

You probably know how to answer this.
 
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Granted, but it soon faints in battle, giving you serious injuries.
It'd be worth it for such an awesome power.

Anyway, granted, but it reappears before you know it.

I wish for a Hydreigon I could fly on.
 
The Lunatic Is On The Grass
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Granted. You have a flying Hydreigon whose left wings got paralysed. Enjoy your encircling flight.

I wish roads are untraveled.
 
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Granted, but since no-one traavels on then, they soon fall into disrepaitr, which makes it trouble to get anywhere, even on foot.

I wish for a dream.
 
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