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Corrupt a Wish v2

The Lunatic Is On The Grass
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Granted, now enjoy the eternal dreaming where you never wish to get out from the dreams.

I wish 2+2 = 5
 
Self-Necromancy
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Granted, people's IQs drop and basic math just became confusing.

I wish that Valve can finally count to 3.
 
Fresh Snow Pokémon
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Granted, but for all of eternity, they can't count to 4.

I wish for every Unusual in existence.
 
Self-Necromancy
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Granted, but someone hacked your Steam account, deleting your weapons, hats, and your hard-earned stuff.

I wish for a guitar.
 
The Lunatic Is On The Grass
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Granted, with no strings attached (See what I did there?)

I wish Half Life 3 got released.
 
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Granted, but it's a horrible game due to being rushed.

I wish I had a real-life Sylveon.
 
Self-Necromancy
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Granted, it kills you.

I wish for $5 to remove my Steam account limitations.
 
The Lunatic Is On The Grass
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Granted, made of wooden papers and pen handwriting,

A.k.a. Fake $5.

I wish Earth has nobody.
 
Maybe sort of alive
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Granted, but no one is left, including you.

I wish for a self-driving car.
 
Don't act so haughty.
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Granted; it gains sentience and betrays you by crashing into you head on

I wish I can create kaiju
 
Maybe sort of alive
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Granted, but you soon find a dead cow.

I wish to meet Junichi Masuda.
 
Ducks
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Granted, but due to language barriers, you are unable to understand eachother.

I wish for goat. Interperate that how you will but at least be creative unlike the last time.
 
Ducks
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Granted, but that wish is given to the next poster (which happens to be me) since that's the way this threda works.

I wish for a dollar.
 
Fresh Snow Pokémon
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Granted, it's a fake dollar.

I wish for a brand new iPhone.
 
The Lunatic Is On The Grass
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Granted, with only 1GB storage.

I wish computers are gone.
 
Fluffy with 80% more spots!
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Granted. We still have our phones and tablets for internet fun!

I wish I were the pet of a millionaire.
 
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Granted, but he doesn't treat you as highly as you'd want.

I wish to meet Crush 40.
 
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