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Corrupt a Wish v2

ocelotlrama jaguar

Fluffy with 80% more spots!
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Granted, but now you have imperfect everything else.

I wish I could have a room dedicated to nothing but games.
 

Almonds

Lovely
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Granted, but the screen for playing the games is going to be super tiny.

I wish I could have pizza.
 

Max1996

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Granted. It's burnt.

I wish for a burger.
 

Max1996

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Granted, XXXL size. Enjoy your exhaustive meal.

Pokemon Go.
Are you kidding me? I'd LOVE that!

Anyway, granted, but it drains the phone battery at a record speed.

I wish for a phone with unlimited capacity.
 

ArvAl

Not gone yet. I refuse
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Granted, with ultimate phone lags.

I wish Rock bands rule.
 

ocelotlrama jaguar

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Granted, but they end up ruling the world and enslaving us all. But hey, at least the music is good.

I wish I could go camping in an RV.
 

ArvAl

Not gone yet. I refuse
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Granted. The heal would slowly froze you to silence.

I wish I am human.
 

Max1996

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Granted, bit the radiation kills you.

I wish for a giant gummy bear.
 

ocelotlrama jaguar

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Granted, but it's alive and tries to eat you.

I wish I had a $10,000 to spend without worrying about going broke.
 

Gengarzilla

"What do you mean, my Gengarite is contraband?!"
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Granted, everything in the world now costs $1,000,000. Even the bikes.

I wish it weren't so warm here.
 

Kharixi

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Granted, but now it's another Ice Age.

I wish for a strong, but loyal, bodyguard.
 

ArvAl

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Granted. Your bodyguard is now an overprotective guy who can beats up your own family.

I wish I win.
 

ocelotlrama jaguar

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Granted, but you win at something so insignificant that it's just another Tuesday afternoon.

I wish I could win at everything.
 

MassiveShock11

Self-Necromancy
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Granted, you are banned for everything that involves winning or losing for life.

I wish for some cans of Crit-A-Cola.
 

Kharixi

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Granted, but you can never have Bonk! Atomic Punch ever again.

I wish for a delicious pizza.
 

Max1996

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Granted, but a day later, you're forced to go to the hospital for food poisoning.

I wish for a Serperior plushie.
 
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