• Snowy faces off against Nessa. Watch here as he flounders around a bit against the Water type specialist.

Corrupt a Wish v2

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Granted, but it comes alive and strangles you.

I wish for a Jirachi plushie.
 
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Granted, it exploded when you touched it.

I wish that Valve nerfs the Phlogistinator.
 
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Granted, but it's become practically useless.

I wish Valve stopped making unnecessary changes to weapons in TF2.
 
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Granted, they started to make unnecessary changes to cosmetics and hats instead. (headshot immunity, max HP increased, etc.*

I wish someone corrupts this wish.
 
"What do you mean, my Gengarite is contraband?!"
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Granted, it gets corrupted into an uncorruptible wish.

I wish we knew exactly why Alolan Raichu came to be.
 
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Granted, but it immediately gets erased from everyone's memory.

I wish for Alolan Exeggutor to disappear forever.
 
Fluffy with 80% more spots!
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Granted, but you have to fight the bees to get it and you're looking at facing off an entire bee army.

I wish I had the body of an athlete.
 
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Granted, but your most favorite athlete loses his athleticness.

I wish for a friendly, gentle giantess to be my friend. (Corrupt THAT!)
 
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Granted but she has a HUGE number of easily pushed Berserk Buttons, resulting in heaving her around being far more trouble than it's worth.

I wish I could live in a video game.
 
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Granted, you are now living in Pong. Enjoy your stay.

I wish my Internet was extremely fast.
 
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Granted, but now everyone else's is so slow you can't communicate with anyone or play online because of how slow their internet is.

I wish for more wishes.
 
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Granted, but they always fail. They are actually known as Failure Balls.

I wish for bullies to become nice.
 
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Granted, friendly people became terrible, causing an all-out war.

I wish Valve nerfs the Phlogistinator and other OP weapons.
 
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Granted, but now there are bigger weapons with worse OP power than what you hated beforehand.

I wish I could visit myself in an alternate dimension.
 
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Granted, the alternate dimension you visit is the dimension where everybody is a major serial killer.

I wish for pie.
 
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I want to resist, but I can't. Granted, but the cake is a lie!

I wish I could resist making easy jokes.
 
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Granted, but you find it very difficult to make any other jokes.

I wish for water.
 
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